Nosferatu's Crush
2006, English. Directed by Mike M. Burke.
Vladimir Dracula III, a relative of the original Dracula, has seen better days. He's bald, has blue skin, has trouble talking, and he keeps the three vampire women he created locked up in his dirty, disgusting basement full of blue tarps. When a sexy vampiress ninja starts attacking people for their blood, two sassy FBI agents suspect that Vlad is behind it. He hires a lawyer and falls in love at first sight. Unfortunately she has her own baggage in the form of Tony, a pig of a boyfriend that wants to bully Vlad and oil up his thralls. Vlad's only chance for happiness is to prove his innocence and get Tony out of the picture.
- Runtime
- 1h 33m
- Post-credits
- None listed
- Language
- English
- Rated
- NR
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- Released
- 7 August 2006
- Country
- United States of America
- Written by
- Mike M. Burke
- Budget
- $4K
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Nosferatu's Crush runs 93 minutes (1h 33m).
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Nosferatu's Crush is rated NR in India. Check the rating guidance before watching with young children.
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Nosferatu's Crush isn’t streaming on any OTT platform in India yet; it released on 7 August 2006. (Checked 11 November 2026.)
What movies are like Nosferatu's Crush?
If you liked Nosferatu's Crush, try The Monster Club, Living Among Us, Dave Made a Maze.
Who directed Nosferatu's Crush?
Nosferatu's Crush (2006) was directed by Mike M. Burke and stars Mike M. Burke, Malissa Longo, Lady Altovise.