Crooks
2002, English. Directed by Paul Battista.
Who Said Crime Doesn't Pay?
During a late night drinking binge with bartender Nicky (Michael Marino), sixty-five year-old postman Sol Solzberg (Charlie Callas) leaks the details of his life-long plan to rob some valuable stamps from the local post office. Sol then promptly drops dead of a heart attack. Suddenly armed with his sure-fire answer to his financial woes, Nicky assembles a "crack" team of hapless crooks, headed by his best friend Paul (Jim Norton), and begins to plan and execute the caper. Whoever said crime doesn't pay had this gang of moronic Jersey boys in mind!
- Runtime
- 1h 20m
- Post-credits
- None listed
- Language
- English
- Rated
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Cast & crew
- Paul BattistaDirector
- Jim NortonPaul
- Jessica AlexanderCarmella
- Rozie BacchiPaulette
- Maggie BagleyAngela
- D. BannoPostal Worker on Break #5
- Carmine BattistaFrank Perrigrinno
- Michael CarraraAgent Russo
- David BrownOfficer Tafoozi
- Charlie CallasSol solzberg
- Dale GrandBert Lanstein
- Irma St. PauleAgnes DeMilo
- Wade MyliusPostal Inspector #2
Details
- Released
- 2 February 2002
- Written by
- Dan Battista, Paul Battista
- Budget
- $500
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Crooks runs 80 minutes (1h 20m).
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Which OTT platform is Crooks on?
Crooks isn’t streaming on any OTT platform in India yet; it released on 2 February 2002. (Checked 2 November 2026.)
What movies are like Crooks?
If you liked Crooks, try Fun with Dick and Jane, Chris Rock: Never Scared, Chris D'Elia: Man on Fire.
Who directed Crooks?
Crooks (2002) was directed by Paul Battista and stars Jim Norton, Jessica Alexander, Rozie Bacchi.