You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine
1977, French. Directed by Marc Monnet & Coluche.
Whilst King Gros Pif I amuses himself at debauched banquets, his musketeers pursue their tax-collecting duties with a malicious zeal. Goaded by the court jester (who is also the Queen’s lover), the ministers decide to put an end to this regime and have the King locked up. Hearing the news, the famous Chevalier Blanc comes to his rescue. Aided by the knight and his cousin Lucienne, the King flees to Flanders, where he devises a scheme to win him back the throne of France...
- Runtime
- 1h 32m
- Post-credits
- None listed
- Language
- French
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Cast & crew
- Marc MonnetDirector
- ColucheDirector
- ColucheLe roi Gros Pif Ier
- Dominique LavanantLa reine Madeleine
- AnémoneLa cousine Lucienne
- Martin LamotteLe bouffon
- Michel BlancAntremont
- Roland GiraudLe duc d'Orléans
- Gérard JugnotLe premier capitaine des mousquetaires
- Gérard LanvinLe chevalier blanc
- Thierry LhermitteLe héraut d'armes
- Marie-Anne ChazelLa reine de Flandre
- Philippe BruneauLe duc d'Ambise
- Michel PuterflamLe radoteur
Details
- Released
- 19 October 1977
- Original title
- Vous n'aurez pas l'Alsace et la Lorraine
- Country
- France, Belgium, United Kingdom
- Written by
- Coluche
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Our verdict is Snoozefest: Your time is worth more. It scores 4.9/10 from 68 TMDB viewer ratings.
How long is You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine?
You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine runs 92 minutes (1h 32m).
Does You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine have a post-credits scene?
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You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine isn’t streaming on any OTT platform in India yet; it released on 19 October 1977. (Checked 12 November 2026.)
What movies are like You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine?
If you liked You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine, try The Visitors, The Visitors II: The Corridors of Time, The Three Musketeers.
Who directed You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine?
You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine (1977) was directed by Marc Monnet and Coluche and stars Coluche, Dominique Lavanant, Anémone.