

Fucktards
2012, English. Directed by Paul Morris.
Celebrating the noble stupidity of men
Fucktards is an ode to every man who feels an overwhelming sexual desire and acts on that desire, wholly surrendering himself to the experience, no matter where it takes him or how he gets there. The Romans called sex Insania Nobilis — the Noble Insanity. Approach real sex, real risk and danger and you'll feel your brain start to fog up. Get closer to the fire and your IQ plummets lower, lower, lower until you're a raving buck-in-rut thinking from your lust-gorged crotch.
- Runtime
- 2h 48m
- Post-credits
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- Language
- English
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- 3 October 2012
- Country
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Fucktards runs 168 minutes (2h 48m).
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Fucktards isn’t streaming on any OTT platform in India yet; it released on 3 October 2012. (Checked 8 November 2026.)
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Who directed Fucktards?
Fucktards (2012) was directed by Paul Morris and stars John Dahl, Fabio Stallone, Jay Elliott.