Hard as Wood
2005, English. Directed by Michael Brandon & Chris Ward.
Sex in the great outdoors! Sun, fresh air, trees, and humpy country men with bulging jeans and muscular chests...this is what the good life is made of. Country life is hard work, but sweat and strain build perfect bodies. And who could be better than a bunch of corn-fed American studs who aim to deliver every possible sexual pleasure?
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- 2h 36m
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- English
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- 2 November 2005
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Hard as Wood: quick answers
What should I watch before Hard as Wood?
Watch Monster Bang 5: Pokin' in the Boys Room (2003), Monster Bang 3: Packin' Loads (2003), Monster Bang 4: Poke, Prod, Penetrate! (2003), and Monster Bang 6: Party in the Rear (2005) first, plus 1 earlier title listed on this page.
What comes after Hard as Wood?
Next in the series: Ass Quest 1 (2006), Monster Bang Gold 1 (2006), and Monster Bang Gold 2 (2006).
Is Hard as Wood worth watching?
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How long is Hard as Wood?
Hard as Wood runs 156 minutes (2h 36m).
Does Hard as Wood have a post-credits scene?
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Which OTT platform is Hard as Wood on?
Hard as Wood isn’t streaming on any OTT platform in India yet; it released on 2 November 2005. (Checked 11 November 2026.)
What movies are like Hard as Wood?
If you liked Hard as Wood, try Your Friends & Neighbors, Don Jon, Porno.
Who directed Hard as Wood?
Hard as Wood (2005) was directed by Michael Brandon and Chris Ward and stars Chuck DiRocco, Colin West, Francois Sagat.