Speak English or Die - The Cosmic Jerk-Off
1996, Portuguese. Directed by Petter Baiestorf.
This short film is an attempt to explore "Star Wars" (sic) style interplanetary wars. It stars Marcos Braun and Carli Bortolanza, with interpretations in the best "low budget" style possible.
- Runtime
- 0h 13m
- Post-credits
- None listed
- Language
- Portuguese
- Rated
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- Released
- 1 January 1996
- Original title
- Speak English or Die - O Punheteiro Cósmico
- Country
- Brazil
- Written by
- Petter Baiestorf
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Speak English or Die - The Cosmic Jerk-Off runs 13 minutes (0h 13m).
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Speak English or Die - The Cosmic Jerk-Off isn’t streaming on any OTT platform in India yet; it released on 1 January 1996. (Checked 14 November 2026.)
What movies are like Speak English or Die - The Cosmic Jerk-Off?
If you liked Speak English or Die - The Cosmic Jerk-Off, try Real Men, Relax, I'm from the Future, Afterburn.
Who directed Speak English or Die - The Cosmic Jerk-Off?
Speak English or Die - The Cosmic Jerk-Off (1996) was directed by Petter Baiestorf and stars Carli Bortolanza, Marcos Braun, Petter Baiestorf.