Kill a carp
Kill a carp
2004, Russian. Directed by Naum Ardashnikov.
The teacher Lydia Mikhailovna and her former student Zhenya are going to celebrate the New Year. Worthy men were not found, and therefore decided to celebrate the holiday together. Women dream of cooking stuffed carp, but none of them have the spirit to kill live fish, which serenely floats in the bathroom. Suddenly a doorbell rings and Lydia Mikhailovna recognizes her first love in the uninvited guest - Borya, whom they have not seen for 30 years. But Borya does not recognize Lidia Mikhailovna and takes the teacher for Zhenya's mother! Offended Lydia Mikhailovna tries to expose the guest for the door, but Zhenya decides to resurrect his former love and finds an excuse that Borya should stay: he must kill the carp ...
- Runtime
- 1h 34m
- Post-credits
- None listed
- Language
- Russian
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- Released
- 6 June 2004
- Original title
- Убить карпа
- Country
- Russia
- Written by
- Yuri Kamenetskiy, Ezhen Shchedrin
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Kill a carp runs 94 minutes (1h 34m).
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Kill a carp isn’t streaming on any OTT platform in India yet; it released on 6 June 2004. (Checked 10 November 2026.)
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Who directed Kill a carp?
Kill a carp (2004) was directed by Naum Ardashnikov and stars Lyubov Polishchuk, Anastasiya Tsvetayeva, Leonid Yakubovich.