Take My Wife
2005, English. Directed by Paul Thomas.
"From this day forward, I thee bed."
Matrimony? Yes. Holy? Hardly. When a small town crooner gets stranded in a rural town, all the country wannabes vie for his attention. Turns out the only way they can get to his mic is through his pants. And especially if they're married. To someone else. Paul Thomas presents Take My Wife, a story about the gland old opry, where the nuts aren't on Minnie Pearl's hat, they're banging against Nickki Hunter's chin! And the only waylon going on is the wailin' from the girls getting hammered backstage! Take my wife. Please.
- Runtime
- 1h 27m
- Post-credits
- None listed
- Language
- English
- Rated
- NR
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- 26 October 2005
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Take My Wife runs 87 minutes (1h 27m).
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Take My Wife is rated NR in India. Check the rating guidance before watching with young children.
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Take My Wife isn’t streaming on any OTT platform in India yet; it released on 26 October 2005. (Checked 13 November 2026.)
What movies are like Take My Wife?
If you liked Take My Wife, try One Hour with You, The Last Five Years, Sweet Bird of Youth.
Who directed Take My Wife?
Take My Wife (2005) was directed by Paul Thomas and stars Brooke Banner, Dani Woodward, Nina Mercedez.