

No One's with the Calves
2022, German. Directed by Sabrina Sarabi.
Five houses, one bus stop, cows and nothing but fields. 24-year-old Christin lives on the farm of her long-term boyfriend Jan. The exciting post-reunification years that defined her childhood are long gone. Her relationship is loveless. She keeps the cherry liqueur close at hand. In the shimmering heat of summer, time seems to stand still – until 46-year-old wind energy engineer, Klaus, arrives.
- Runtime
- 1h 52m
- Post-credits
- None listed
- Language
- German
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- Released
- 20 January 2022
- Original title
- Niemand ist bei den Kälbern
- Country
- Germany
- Written by
- Sabrina Sarabi
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What No One's with the Calves is based on
No One's with the Calves is adapted from a novel.
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No One's with the Calves runs 112 minutes (1h 52m).
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No One's with the Calves isn’t streaming on any OTT platform in India yet; it released on 20 January 2022. (Checked 12 November 2026.)
What movies are like No One's with the Calves?
If you liked No One's with the Calves, try Someday We'll Tell Each Other Everything, That Evening Sun, I Walk the Line.
Who directed No One's with the Calves?
No One's with the Calves (2022) was directed by Sabrina Sarabi and stars Saskia Rosendahl, Rick Okon, Godehard Giese.
What is No One's with the Calves based on?
No One's with the Calves is adapted from a novel.