The Alpha Male Guide
2014, Spanish. Directed by Guillermo Kloetzer.
The life of a seal is pretty unfair. During mating season, the strong ones take ten females each, nine males stay without a partner. This wildlife comedy observes a colony of seals and tells the story of one of them: We follow him through the crude beauty of birth, being fed by his mother, and being pushed away when the next new-born is due. His adolescent fight to define his place in life - and finally his efforts during mating season. Fresh, funny and with entertaining narration, the film switches from the sex life of seals to our own manners of courtship and mating. Isn't our life all about reproducing ourselves? What does us humans divide from mammals when it comes to love, sex and reproduction? Aren't we all seals after all...?
- Runtime
- 1h 20m
- Post-credits
- None listed
- Language
- Spanish
- Rated
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- Released
- 29 May 2014
- Original title
- Manual del Macho Alfa
- Country
- Uruguay
- Written by
- Guillermo Kloetzer
- Box office
- $3.3K
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How long is The Alpha Male Guide?
The Alpha Male Guide runs 80 minutes (1h 20m).
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Which OTT platform is The Alpha Male Guide on?
The Alpha Male Guide isn’t streaming on any OTT platform in India yet; it released on 29 May 2014. (Checked 11 November 2026.)
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Who directed The Alpha Male Guide?
The Alpha Male Guide (2014) was directed by Guillermo Kloetzer and stars César Troncoso.