Fuck the Tourist
2008, German. Directed by Lorenz Michel.
With fucking you can expect anything. In Fuck the Tourist, sex-reporter Marcel is blowing and sticking himself into half of Europe. He desperately wants to know if Spaniards really are volcanoes, the French have exclusively thick baguettes and if the Dutch dicks really are that much bigger than German ones? And who the fuck is Big Ben? Get on the sperm rocket and touch down at arse euro pass. The sleazy fuck-city-trip for your ass! Enjoy like Marcel Dickenshorizon. Get on board the sperm rocket and touch down in the arse of Europe. The sleazy fuck-city-trip for the reluctant traveller. Enjoy how Marcel's dick horizon gets broadened to the limit. With steep cock warranty!
- Runtime
- 1h 49m
- Post-credits
- None listed
- Language
- German
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- Released
- 1 January 2008
- Original title
- Fick den Touri
- Country
- France, Germany, Netherlands, Spain, United Kingdom
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Fuck the Tourist runs 109 minutes (1h 49m).
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Fuck the Tourist isn’t streaming on any OTT platform in India yet; it released on 1 January 2008. (Checked 13 November 2026.)
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Who directed Fuck the Tourist?
Fuck the Tourist (2008) was directed by Lorenz Michel and stars Alex Toledo, Ivan Daniloff, Lucas Di Fubbiano.