

Take Him, Not Me
2022, English. Directed by Walden Woods & Bree Mills.
Couple Jordan and Max (Dakota Payne and Dante Colle) are house-sitting for a friend. They are about to have a romantic evening but everything changes when an intruder (Johnny Ford) breaks into the house. The intruder demands that they give him valuable items, which they do, but then the intruder decides he wants them as well. Jared (Carter Woods) is down-on-his-luck after a series of bad bets. He turns to his step-brother, Carson (Dante Colle), for help. Carson welcomes Jared into his home but admits what he hadn't told him before, that he's gay. Jared doesn't take the news well, which changes Carson'seffectt, and tries his patience. Jared will have to shift his perspectives... majorly.
- Runtime
- 1h 43m
- Post-credits
- None listed
- Language
- English
- Rated
- NC-17
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- Released
- 13 March 2022
- Country
- United States of America
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Take Him, Not Me runs 103 minutes (1h 43m).
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Take Him, Not Me parents guide: is it suitable for kids?
Take Him, Not Me is rated NC-17 in India. Check the rating guidance before watching with young children.
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Take Him, Not Me isn’t streaming on any OTT platform in India yet; it released on 13 March 2022. (Checked 10 November 2026.)
What movies are like Take Him, Not Me?
If you liked Take Him, Not Me, try Lockdown, Crimes of Passion, One Night in Bangkok.
Who directed Take Him, Not Me?
Take Him, Not Me (2022) was directed by Walden Woods and Bree Mills and stars Dante Colle, Dakota Payne, Johnny Ford.