The Family Jewels
2003, Hungarian. Directed by Roland Dane.
This subtitled bit of naughtiness boasts a delicious cast of Euro hunks guaranteed to put a throb in your family jewels.
In The Family Jewels, written, produced and directed by sexy Roland Dane of in-front-of-the-camera fame, STUDIO 2000 breaks open the stash and unleash a bevy of big studs--and we ain't talkin' about earrings! Every man loves the feel of a hand on his family jewels, but when he feels his prize possession is threatened, there's hell to pay. They may not be glass cutters, but these dudes' rods are definitely hard enough to drill deep.
- Runtime
- 1h 27m
- Post-credits
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- Language
- Hungarian
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- 1 April 2003
- Country
- Hungary
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The Family Jewels runs 87 minutes (1h 27m).
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The Family Jewels isn’t streaming on any OTT platform in India yet; it released on 1 April 2003. (Checked 14 November 2026.)
What movies are like The Family Jewels?
If you liked The Family Jewels, try Twilight, Family Nest, Land of Storms.
Who directed The Family Jewels?
The Family Jewels (2003) was directed by Roland Dane and stars Rafael Carreras, Ted Colunga, Matt Bird.