San Fernando Jones and the Temple of Poon
2000, English. Directed by Mike Quasar.
San Fernando Jones, the great adventurer, is on a quest for the Temple of Poon. Legend has it that inside the temple lays the sweetest, tightest pussy on earth. Most think San Fernando is out of his mind. "The temple is an urban myth," they all claim. But our hero is convinced that it does indeed exist and he will scour the ends of the earth in his quest. Is he crazy? Is the Temple of Poon real? Join San Fernando Jones on the quest and find out the truth.
- Runtime
- 2h 30m
- Post-credits
- None listed
- Language
- English
- Rated
- Check local
Start now and it ends at ….
Too new to call
Not enough people have rated it yet for a verdict.
Seen it? Give your verdict.
Saved privately on this device.
Where to watch San Fernando Jones and the Temple of Poon
San Fernando Jones and the Temple of Poon isn’t streaming on any OTT platform in India yet; it released on 1 January 2000.
No streaming listings yet. Search JustWatch.
Cast & crew
Details
- Released
- 1 January 2000
- Country
- United States of America
- Written by
- Tina Cheri, Mike Quasar
Check ratings elsewhere
News & fan talk
If you liked San Fernando Jones and the Temple of Poon
Double Threat
2022 · 6.2/10
Popcorn FlickRecommended by TMDB viewers
Airborne
1993 · 6.1/10
Popcorn FlickRecommended by TMDB viewers
Secret Society of Second-Born Royals
2020 · 6.6/10
Popcorn FlickRecommended by TMDB viewers
Johnny English Strikes Again
2018 · 6.3/10
Popcorn FlickRecommended by TMDB viewers
The Silencers
1966 · 6.0/10
Popcorn FlickRecommended by TMDB viewers
Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins
1985 · 6.3/10
Popcorn FlickRecommended by TMDB viewers
Sheroes
2023 · 5.8/10
SnoozefestRecommended by TMDB viewers
Hard to Die
1990 · 6.0/10
Popcorn FlickRecommended by TMDB viewers
Spider-Man: The Return of the Green Goblin
2002 · 7.5/10
Worth the HypeRecommended by TMDB viewers
Afterburn
2025 · 6.2/10
Popcorn FlickRecommended by TMDB viewers
San Fernando Jones and the Temple of Poon: quick answers
Is San Fernando Jones and the Temple of Poon worth watching?
San Fernando Jones and the Temple of Poon doesn’t have enough ratings for a verdict yet.
How long is San Fernando Jones and the Temple of Poon?
San Fernando Jones and the Temple of Poon runs 150 minutes (2h 30m).
Does San Fernando Jones and the Temple of Poon have a post-credits scene?
None is listed for San Fernando Jones and the Temple of Poon. Viewers tag these on TMDB, so a brand-new film may not be tagged yet.
San Fernando Jones and the Temple of Poon parents guide: is it suitable for kids?
No age rating is listed for San Fernando Jones and the Temple of Poon yet.
Which OTT platform is San Fernando Jones and the Temple of Poon on?
San Fernando Jones and the Temple of Poon isn’t streaming on any OTT platform in India yet; it released on 1 January 2000. (Checked 14 November 2026.)
What movies are like San Fernando Jones and the Temple of Poon?
If you liked San Fernando Jones and the Temple of Poon, try Double Threat, Airborne, Secret Society of Second-Born Royals.
Who directed San Fernando Jones and the Temple of Poon?
San Fernando Jones and the Temple of Poon (2000) was directed by Mike Quasar and stars Ron Jeremy, Tabitha Stevens, Heather Lynn.