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Movies like Ass Parade 12 (2007)

The best movies like Ass Parade 12 (2007) are South Park (Not Suitable for Children) (2023), Orgazmo (1998) and The Substitute 2: School's Out (1998). If Ass Parade 12 hooked you, these 21 similar films are what to watch next, and every pick says why it matches.

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  1. South Park (Not Suitable for Children) (2023)

    After it's discovered that a teacher at South Park Elementary has an OnlyFans page, Randy is compelled to take a closer look at the seedy underbelly of the world of online influencers.

    Why it matches: Recommended by TMDB viewers

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  2. Orgazmo (1998)

    A devout Mormon living in L.A. becomes a pornographic actor after his martial arts moves impress a big-time director.

    Why it matches: Recommended by TMDB viewers

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  3. The Substitute 2: School's Out (1998)

    When teacher Randall Thomasson is killed during a carjacking, an unexpected visitor shows up at his funeral - his estranged brother, Karl Thomasson. An ex-Green Beret turned mercenary, Karl signs on as a new substitute teacher in order to investigate Randall's murder.

    Why it matches: Recommended by TMDB viewers

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  4. Showdown in Little Tokyo (1991)

    An American with a Japanese upbringing, Chris Kenner is a police officer assigned to the Little Tokyo section of Los Angeles. Kenner is partnered with Johnny Murata, a Japanese-American who isn't in touch with his roots. Despite their differences, both men excel at martial arts, and utilize their formidable skills when they go up against Yoshida, a vicious yakuza drug dealer with ties to Kenner's past.

    Why it matches: Recommended by TMDB viewers

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  5. Jarhead: Law of Return (2019)

    Major Ronan Jackson, an accomplished fighter pilot for the Israel Defense Forces and son of a U.S. Senator, is shot down while flying through Syrian airspace. After miraculously surviving the crash, Jackson is taken captive by a group of Hezbollah militiamen. A squad of elite soldiers, led by Gunnery Sergeant Dave Torres, risk their own lives in the hopes of saving an ally they've never met.

    Why it matches: Recommended by TMDB viewers

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  6. The Stakelander (2016)

    When his home of New Eden is destroyed by a revitalized Brotherhood and its new Vamp leader, Martin finds himself alone in the badlands of America with only the distant memory of his mentor and legendary vampire hunter, Mister, to guide him.

    Why it matches: Recommended by TMDB viewers

  7. Benny Loves You (2019)

    Jack, a man desperate to improve his life, throws away his beloved childhood plush, Benny. It’s a move that has disastrous consequences when Benny springs to life with deadly intentions!

    Why it matches: Recommended by TMDB viewers

  8. No Retreat, No Surrender 3: Blood Brothers (1990)

    Two feuding brothers of differing political views, one a policeman, the other a martial artist, join forces to avenge the death of their father, a retired agent who was brutally murdered by the mafia.

    Why it matches: Recommended by TMDB viewers

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  9. The Banana Splits Movie (2019)

    A boy named Harley and his family attend a taping of The Banana Splits TV show, which is supposed to be a fun-filled birthday for young Harley and business as usual for Rebecca, the producer of the series. But things take an unexpected turn - and the body count quickly rises. Can Harley, his mom and their new pals safely escape?

    Why it matches: Recommended by TMDB viewers

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  10. Pardners (1956)

    Rich momma's boy Wade Kingsley Jr. an Eastern dude, tries to follow in his murdered father's footsteps by returning to the West to partner up with Slim Moseley Jr.,the son of his father's former partner. Wade overcomes Slim's initial reluctance to accept him by using his fortune to buy a prize cow and new car to help Slim in his job as foreman on the Kingsley family ranch, currently under siege by a gang of outlaws called "masked raiders." Wade generously tries to pay off the ranch's mortgage with $15,000 of his own money, but unfortunately neither "pardner" realizes that respected banker Dan Hollis, the son of their fathers' murderer, is the leader of the gang.

    Why it matches: Recommended by TMDB viewers

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  11. Xiu Xiu: The Sent-Down Girl (1998)

    Young teen girl Xiu Xiu is sent away to a remote corner of the Sichuan steppes for manual labor in 1975 (sending young people to there was a part of Cultural Revolution in China). A year later, she agrees to go to even more remote spot with a Tibetan saddle tramp Lao Jin to learn horse herding.

    Why it matches: Recommended by TMDB viewers

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  12. Shadow Master (2022)

    After being slain by a group of criminals, a man is reborn with animal-like superpowers and makes it his mission to right the wrongs of his city.

    Why it matches: Recommended by TMDB viewers

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  13. Mad God (2021)

    A silent figure known as The Assassin travels through a nightmare underworld of tortured souls, ruined cities and wretched monstrosities forged from the primordial horrors of the unconscious mind of Phil Tippett, the world's preeminent stop-motion animator.

    Why it matches: Recommended by TMDB viewers

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  14. Sniper: Legacy (2014)

    A rogue gunman is assassinating high-ranking military officers one by one. When Gunnery Sgt. Brandon Beckett is informed his father, legendary shooter Thomas Beckett has been killed, Brandon springs into action to take out the perpetrator.

    Why it matches: Recommended by TMDB viewers

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  15. P2 (2007)

    A businesswoman finds herself locked with a unhinged security guard in a parking garage after getting stuck working late on Christmas Eve.

    Why it matches: Recommended by TMDB viewers

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  16. Stone (1974)

    After one of its members witnesses a political assassination, an outlaw motorbike gang becomes the target of a string of murders, prompting a cop to join their ranks to determine who is responsible.

    Why it matches: Recommended by TMDB viewers

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  17. Pimp (2018)

    An urban love story set on the hard streets of the Bronx. A struggling female pimp, named Wednesday, grows up learning the game from her dad. Once he's gone she's left to look out for her prostitute mother and girlfriend Nikki.

    Why it matches: Recommended by TMDB viewers

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  18. All About the Benjamins (2002)

    Bounty hunter Bucum Jackson teams with the small-time con artist, Reggie Wright, that he is pursuing, in an attempt to locate a missing stash of diamonds and a lottery ticket worth millions of dollars. Bucum and Reggie find themselves in a race to the finish as they embark on an unlikely partnership that should -- when all is said and done -- prove beneficial to them both.

    Why it matches: Recommended by TMDB viewers

  19. Mortal Kombat Legends: Battle of the Realms (2021)

    When Shao Kahn's Outworld barbarians terrorize Earthrealm, Lord Raiden is determined to put an end to the carnage once and for all. This leaves one option: a final Mortal Kombat tournament for the future of Earthrealm – win it or lose everything. Raiden's elite fighters Liu Kang, Johnny Cage, Sonya Blade, and a few new faces kick the action into overdrive as they go head-to-head with Outworld's most bloodthirsty warriors. But deep in the Netherrealm, an unspeakable scheme by the malevolent Shinnok unfolds, threatening to obliterate existence.

    Why it matches: Recommended by TMDB viewers

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  20. Gridlocked (2016)

    Former SWAT leader David Hendrix and hard-partying movie star Brody Walker must cut their ride-along short when a police training facility is attacked by a team of mercenaries.

    Why it matches: Recommended by TMDB viewers

  21. Gigantic Brazilian Butts (2007)

    Monster butts that shake the Earth. These asses are so big and so phat, you will love them. See Moura, with her sexy face and giant butt; Virginia, a horny freak with big phat cheese ass and Lenora, a beautiful and thick sista. Plus there's more. This video is monster butt certified.

    Why it matches: Similar story and style

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Frequently asked questions

What are the best movies like Ass Parade 12?

The closest matches to Ass Parade 12 are South Park (Not Suitable for Children) (2023), Orgazmo (1998) and The Substitute 2: School's Out (1998). Below are 18 more, each with the reason it matches.

What should I watch after Ass Parade 12?

Start with South Park (Not Suitable for Children) (2023), the closest match to Ass Parade 12.

What is the highest-rated movie like Ass Parade 12?

Mortal Kombat Legends: Battle of the Realms (2021), rated 7.6/10 by 534 TMDB users.

What is the newest movie like Ass Parade 12?

South Park (Not Suitable for Children) (2023) is the most recent release on this list.

Are there English movies like Ass Parade 12?

Yes: South Park (Not Suitable for Children) (2023), Orgazmo (1998) and The Substitute 2: School's Out (1998).

How are movies similar to Ass Parade 12 chosen?

First come films that Trakt’s viewers watch alongside Ass Parade 12, then TMDB’s recommendations and films it rates as similar in story and genre. Each pick says which signal put it there.

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