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Movies like The Texas Dildo Masquerade (1997)

The best movies like The Texas Dildo Masquerade (1997) are Porno (2019), Citizen Toxie: The Toxic Avenger IV (2001) and Onyx the Fortuitous and the Talisman of Souls (2023). If The Texas Dildo Masquerade hooked you with its comedy and horror, these 30 similar films are what to watch next, and every pick says why it matches.

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  1. Porno (2019)

    When a group of naive teens working at a movie theater in a small Christian town discover a mysterious film hidden in its basement, they unleash an alluring succubus who gives them a sex education…written in blood.

    Why it matches: Recommended by TMDB viewers · both comedy & horror

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  2. Citizen Toxie: The Toxic Avenger IV (2001)

    A horrific explosion creates a dimensional portal between Tromaville and its dimensional mirror image, Amortville. While the Toxie is trapped in the mirror dimension, Tromaville comes under the control of his evil doppelganger, the Noxious Offender.

    Why it matches: Recommended by TMDB viewers · both comedy & horror

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  3. Onyx the Fortuitous and the Talisman of Souls (2023)

    Onyx joins a group of fellow occultists to attend a dark ritual at the mansion of their idol, Bartok. Suspecting Bartok’s nefarious intentions, Onyx is suddenly immersed in a world of monsters, mystery, and mayhem.

    Why it matches: Recommended by TMDB viewers · both comedy & horror

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  4. Multiple Maniacs (1970)

    The Cavalcade of Perversion, a traveling freak show, acts as a front for Divine, who is out for blood after discovering her lover's affair.

    Why it matches: Recommended by TMDB viewers · both comedy & horror

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  5. Bad (1977)

    Hazel runs a beauty salon out of her house, but makes extra money by providing ruthless women the oppurtunity to perform hit jobs. L.T. is a parasite, and contacts Hazel looking for work after he runs out of money. She is reluctant to use him for a hit, since she prefers using women, but decides to try him on a trial basis. Meanwhile, the cop she pays off wants an arrest to make it look like he's doing his job, but Hazel doesn't want to sacrifice any of her "associates". The sleazy side of life is explored in this delightfully dark and deadpan film.

    Why it matches: Recommended by TMDB viewers · both horror & comedy

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  6. Spontaneous (2020)

    When students in their high school begin inexplicably exploding (literally), seniors Mara and Dylan struggle to survive in a world where each moment may be their last.

    Why it matches: Recommended by TMDB viewers · both comedy & horror

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  7. Benny Loves You (2019)

    Jack, a man desperate to improve his life, throws away his beloved childhood plush, Benny. It’s a move that has disastrous consequences when Benny springs to life with deadly intentions!

    Why it matches: Recommended by TMDB viewers · both horror & comedy

  8. Asylum: Twisted Horror and Fantasy Tales (2020)

    Brandon prepares to give his last stand-up comedy show. As his stories and jokes pass, the public begins to cheer up. But at that precise moment Brandon will realize that these stories have a strong relationship with his past. More than he imagines.

    Why it matches: Recommended by TMDB viewers · both comedy & horror

  9. Villains (2019)

    When their car breaks down, a couple on the run headed southbound for a fresh start in the Sunshine State break into a nearby house looking for a new set of wheels. What they find instead is a dark secret, and a sweet-as-pie pair of homeowners who will do anything to keep it from getting out.

    Why it matches: Recommended by TMDB viewers · both comedy & horror

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  10. Idle Hands (1999)

    Anton is a cheerful but exceedingly non-ambitious 17-year-old stoner who lives to stay buzzed, watch TV, and moon over Molly, the beautiful girl who lives next door. However, it turns out that the old cliché about idle hands being the devil's playground has a kernel of truth after all.

    Why it matches: Recommended by TMDB viewers · both comedy & horror

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  11. Desperate Living (1977)

    After killing her husband, Peggy Gravel and her murderous maid Grizelda wind up in the crazy town of Mortville, where Queen Carlotta presides over a sleazy collection of misfits.

    Why it matches: Recommended by TMDB viewers · both comedy

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  12. Hard to Die (1990)

    While doing the inventory for a lingerie outlet in a high rise office building, five attractive women are terrorized by a series of bizarre killings. They suspect that the strange janitor, who witnessed another series of killings six months previously, is at the bottom of the whole thing. Little do they know the real horror that they face in the end.

    Why it matches: Recommended by TMDB viewers · both comedy

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  13. South Park (Not Suitable for Children) (2023)

    After it's discovered that a teacher at South Park Elementary has an OnlyFans page, Randy is compelled to take a closer look at the seedy underbelly of the world of online influencers.

    Why it matches: Recommended by TMDB viewers · both comedy

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  14. Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs (2023)

    In a rowdy stand-up set, Shane Gillis riffs on his girlfriend's Navy SEAL ex, touring George Washington's house and being bullied by an Australian Goth.

    Why it matches: Recommended by TMDB viewers · both comedy

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  15. Stitches (2012)

    The clumsy and unfunny clown Richard "Stitches" Grindle entertains at the 10th birthday party of little Tom, but the boy and his friends play a prank with Stitches, tying his shoelaces. Stitches slips, falls and dies. Six years later, Tom gives a birthday party for his friends at home, but Stitches revives to haunt the teenagers and revenge his death.

    Why it matches: Recommended by TMDB viewers · both horror

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  16. Ricky Gervais: Armageddon (2023)

    Ricky Gervais dishes out controversial takes on political correctness and oversensitivity in a taboo-busting comedy special about the end of humanity.

    Why it matches: Recommended by TMDB viewers · both comedy

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  17. Ricky Gervais: Mortality (2025)

    Ricky Gervais tackles life, death and the state of the world in a brutally honest special that spares no topic, even his own mortality.

    Why it matches: Recommended by TMDB viewers · both comedy

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  18. Blood Punch (2014)

    Milton, a college dropout, was only supposed to cook meth for one day. Broken out of rehab by a brash young woman and her trigger-happy ("ex") boyfriend and driven to a remote cabin the woods, Milton finds himself drawn into a dangerous love triangle gone haywire. The couple's deadpan half-truths spin around Milton like a song on repeat. They seem to read him like an open book, until a mysterious message opens his eyes to his cursed existence. With unlimited ammunition, any hunting tool they could desire, and an ever-growing body count, for what did Milton really sign up?

    Why it matches: Recommended by TMDB viewers · both horror

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  19. Daddy's Little Girl (2014)

    After the police find Derek’s daughter brutally murdered on the beach, he vows to make the culprit suffer for his actions, even if that person is ‘part of the family.’ With careful research into the history of torture, Derek prepares himself and his basement for a week of brutal tactics that will make his daughter’s killer feel the pain that he has inflicted upon so many others. In a time when stranger danger is ever present, a single father learns that it’s the ones you trust most who have to be watched the closest.

    Why it matches: Recommended by TMDB viewers · both horror

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  20. Accident Man (2018)

    Mike Fallon, the Accident Man, is a stone cold killer. When a loved one is murdered by his own crew, Fallon is forced to avenge the one person who actually meant something to him.

    Why it matches: Recommended by TMDB viewers · both comedy

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  21. Flesh Gordon (1974)

    Emperor Wang (the Perverted) is leader of the planet Porno and sends his mighty "Sex Ray" towards Earth, turning everyone into sex-mad fiends. Only one man can save the Earth, football player Flesh Gordon. Along with his girlfriend Dale Ardor and Professor Flexi-Jerkoff, they set off towards the source of the Sex Ray, unaware of the perils that face them!

    Why it matches: Similar story and style · both comedy

  22. Flesh Gordon Meets the Cosmic Cheerleaders (1990)

    Space-faring hero and galactically-renowned stud Flesh Gordon is kidnapped by a group of space cheerleaders hoping to use him to save their planet. A being simply known as Evil Presence has been rendering the men of their world impotent, and the women are desperate for some form of relief. Flesh's girlfriend Ardor, meanwhile, is following behind to try to keep him out of trouble, but soon finds herself kidnapped by Evil Presence's henchman who has plans of his own. Can Flesh get the men of this planet standing tall once again?

    Why it matches: Similar story and style · both comedy

  23. Asking for a Friend (2026)

    Henry Ball, a struggling background actor, befriends outcast members of a friendship support group to help him navigate his new romantic relationship with an adult film star.

    Why it matches: Similar story and style · both comedy

  24. Starwars: Goretech (2018)

    Star Wars Goretech is the magnanimous project of businessman Max Higgins, who managed to carry out the filming of that script, with all the sex, violence, apologies for drugs and prostitution that George Lucas always wanted to film but never got around to.

    Why it matches: Similar story and style · both comedy

  25. Parasite Choon (2021)

    'Choon' the heroine with wacky and girly sensibility, lives with her best friend Ga-hee in her boyfriend's house, and is absorbed by three generations which struggles but eventually loses its goal.' Choon' who couldn't shake off her worries about the future, happens to hide in a mansion by chance and plans a meticulous operation with her best friend Ga-hee and boyfriend to be a perfect parasite, but the story of three people who don't know the upcoming storm and their huge price to pay awaits.

    Why it matches: Similar story and style · both comedy

  26. I Think It's Clogged (2021)

    This short film explores the resolution of a plumbing problem through a narrative lens compiled from found footage sourced from pornographic websites.

    Why it matches: Similar story and style · both comedy

  27. Wilbur Wants to Kill Himself (2002)

    The strange comedy film of two close brothers; one, Wilbur, who wants to kill himself, and the other, Harbour, who tries to prevent this. When their father dies leaving them his bookstore they meet a woman who makes their lives a bit better yet with a bit more trouble as well.

    Why it matches: Similar story and style · both comedy

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  28. Kill Giggles (2020)

    Tommy wasn't born a psychopath, but one horrifying thing has led him to pursue a lifelong killing spree. Tommy is triggered by those monsters in makeup… clowns. His hunt is not confined to a single jester and he won't stop until he has killed every clown on earth. When he falls for Eve, life takes a wonderful turn and life seems worth living again – until he discovers his new girlfriend's father is the most terrifying clown of all.

    Why it matches: Similar story and style · both horror

  29. Night of the Living Dead: Genesis (TBA)

    Chronicles of Night of the Living Dead, as told through the eyes of Barbra.

    Why it matches: Similar story and style · both horror

  30. Underground Entertainment: The Movie (2011)

    On the 20th anniversary of their edgy little 90's cable show Underground Entertainment, the authors, along with many SF, horror and B celebrities in cameos, remember how they pushed the envelope, shocked, entertained, but also introduced the audience to many movies, comics and conventions.

    Why it matches: Similar story and style · both comedy

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Frequently asked questions

What are the best movies like The Texas Dildo Masquerade?

The closest matches to The Texas Dildo Masquerade are Porno (2019), Citizen Toxie: The Toxic Avenger IV (2001) and Onyx the Fortuitous and the Talisman of Souls (2023). Below are 27 more, each with the reason it matches.

What should I watch after The Texas Dildo Masquerade?

Start with Porno (2019), the closest match to The Texas Dildo Masquerade.

What is the highest-rated movie like The Texas Dildo Masquerade?

South Park (Not Suitable for Children) (2023), rated 7.5/10 by 242 TMDB users.

What is the newest movie like The Texas Dildo Masquerade?

Asking for a Friend (2026) is the most recent release on this list.

Are there English movies like The Texas Dildo Masquerade?

Yes: Porno (2019), Citizen Toxie: The Toxic Avenger IV (2001) and Onyx the Fortuitous and the Talisman of Souls (2023).

How are movies similar to The Texas Dildo Masquerade chosen?

First come films that Trakt’s viewers watch alongside The Texas Dildo Masquerade, then TMDB’s recommendations and films it rates as similar in story and genre. Each pick says which signal put it there.

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