
No Kidding, Me Too!
2009
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Director & actor · born 12 September 1951 · Hoboken, New Jersey, USA
Joseph Peter Pantoliano (born September 12, 1951) is an American actor who has played over 150 roles across film, television, and theater. He is best known for portraying Francis Fratelli in The Goonies (1985), Captain Conrad Howard in the Bad Boys film series (1995–2024), Cypher in the Wachowskis' sci-fi action film The Matrix (1999), Teddy in Christopher Nolan's psychological thriller film Memento (2000), and Ralph "Ralphie" Cifaretto on the HBO crime drama The Sopranos (2001–2004), for which he won a Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Drama Series.
Other notable film credits include Risky Business (1983), Steven Spielberg's Empire of the Sun (1987), La Bamba (1987), Midnight Run (1988), The Fugitive (1993), Baby's Day Out (1994), the Wachowskis' directorial debut Bound (1996), and Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief (2010). In 2025, he received a Primetime Emmy Award nomination for Outstanding Guest Actor in a Drama Series for his performance in The Last of Us.
Where to start: The Matrix (1999).

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Coming Soon
2026 · 7.1/10
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2026 · 7.0/10
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2025 · 5.9/10
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2024 · 7.3/10
Worth the Hype
2021 · 4.8/10
Snoozefest
2021 · 6.1/10
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2020 · 7.1/10
Worth the Hype
2019 · 5.6/10
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2019 · 6.6/10
Popcorn Flick
2019 · 4.1/10
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2018 · 4.9/10
Snoozefest
2018 · 5.7/10
Snoozefest
2017 · 4.9/10
Snoozefest
2017 · 4.2/10
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2016 · 5.6/10
Snoozefest
2015 · 5.0/10
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2014 · 5.1/10
Snoozefest
2012 · 6.9/10
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2012 · 3.8/10
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2012 · 5.7/10
Snoozefest
2010 · 5.7/10
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2010 · 5.2/10
Snoozefest
2010 · 8.0/10
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2010 · 4.9/10
Snoozefest
2010 · 6.2/10
Popcorn Flick
2009 · 5.3/10
Snoozefest
2009 · 4.0/10
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2008 · 5.5/10
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2006 · 6.5/10
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2006 · 6.2/10
Popcorn Flick
2006 · 3.9/10
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2006 · 6.9/10
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2006 · 5.7/10
Snoozefest
2006 · 5.6/10
Snoozefest
2006 · 3.9/10
SnoozefestThe Check Up
2005 · 9.0/10
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2005 · 6.0/10
Popcorn Flick
2004 · 7.4/10
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2004 · 7.0/10
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2004 · 5.6/10
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2004 · 5.8/10
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2003 · 6.7/10
Popcorn Flick
2003 · 5.3/10
Snoozefest
2002 · 4.4/10
Snoozefest
2001 · 6.9/10
Popcorn Flick
2001 · 5.6/10
New
2001 · 5.4/10
Snoozefest
2000 · 8.2/10
Absolute Cinema
2000 · 5.2/10
Snoozefest
2000 · 4.3/10
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1999 · 6.7/10
Popcorn Flick
1999 · 5.2/10
New
1999 · 7.5/10
Worth the Hype
1999 · 4.2/10
New
1999 · 5.0/10
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1999 · 4.6/10
Snoozefest
1999 · 8.3/10
Absolute Cinema
1998 · 6.8/10
New
1998 · 6.6/10
Popcorn Flick
TV · 2026 · 7.1/10
Worth the Hype
TV · 2024 · 8.1/10
Absolute Cinema
TV · 2023 · 8.4/10
Absolute Cinema
TV · 2021 · 7.8/10
Worth the Hype
TV · 2021 · 7.2/10
Worth the Hype
TV · 2016 · 7.3/10
Worth the Hype
TV · 2015 · 7.7/10
Worth the HypeBut Can They Sing?
TV · 2005 · 7.0/10
NewDr. Vegas
TV · 2004 · 5.2/10
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TV · 2003 · 6.5/10
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TV · 1999 · 7.7/10
Worth the Hype
TV · 1999 · 7.7/10
Worth the Hype
TV · 1999 · 8.7/10
Absolute Cinema
TV · 1998 · 4.5/10
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TV · 1998 · 7.9/10
Absolute Cinema
TV · 1996 · 6.1/10
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TV · 1995 · 7.7/10
Worth the Hype
TV · 1994 · 7.2/10
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TV · 1992 · 7.4/10
Worth the HypeThe Fanelli Boys
TV · 1990 · 7.3/10
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TV · 1989 · 8.0/10
Absolute Cinema
TV · 1989 · 8.0/10
Absolute Cinema
TV · 1985 · 7.5/10
Worth the Hype
TV · 1985 · 7.8/10
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TV · 1981 · 6.7/10
Popcorn Flick
TV · 1981 · 7.6/10
Worth the Hype
TV · 1980 · 5.0/10
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TV · 1979 · 6.9/10
Popcorn Flick
TV · 1979 · 7.3/10
NewFree Country
TV · 1978 · 7.5/10
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TV · 1972 · 8.0/10
Absolute CinemaBy viewer score, The Matrix (1999) at 8.3/10.
The Matrix, Memento, Bad Boys for Life.
113 films on TMDB, 1 as director, 112 as actor.