How Not to Decorate
TV series
How Not to Decorate
2004–2005, English.
How Not to Decorate is a television series which aired from 1 August 2004 to 27 April 2006 on Five in the United Kingdom. Designers Colin McAllister and Justin Ryan helped redecorate notoriously ugly or unstylish homes, in a format similar to the What Not to Wear series. The series centred heavily around McAllister and Ryan's trademark banter and fussiness.
- Seasons
- 2
- Episodes
- 2
- Episode length
- 60 min
- Status
- Ended in 2005
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Latest episode
S2 E16: Hastings
Aired 22 December 2005
Seasons 2
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Details
- First aired
- 1 August 2004
- Last aired
- 22 December 2005
- Language
- English
- Country
- United Kingdom
- Type
- Scripted
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How Not to Decorate: quick answers
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How Not to Decorate has 2 seasons and 2 episodes, about 60 minutes each.
Is How Not to Decorate finished?
Yes. How Not to Decorate ended in 2005, so you can watch the whole story.
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