The Secret Diary of Desmond Pfeiffer

Season 1

1998 · 9 episodes

Episodes

1. 1

   1. A.O.L.: Abe On-Line

   5 Oct 1998

   Lincoln engages in ""telegraph sex"" with a woman he's never seen.

2. 2

   2. Up, Up and Away

   12 Oct 1998

   Desmond, Nibblet and the President wind up trapped behind enemy lines after a freak accident with an observation balloon, and President Lincoln must dress in drag to escape Southern territory. Meanwhile, General Grant tries sobriety.

3. 3

   3. Saving Mr. Lincoln

   19 Oct 1998

   When Lincoln falls ill before a meeting with Queen Victoria, Mary Todd decides to hire a body double to impersonate the president. Little does the body double know that she's got another use in mind for him.

4. 4

   4. Once Upon a Mistress

   26 Oct 1998

   When foreign dignitaries bring their mistresses to visit, President Lincoln finds temptation in a gift from a foreign dignitary. Meanwhile, Nibblet concocts a tonic for Mary's migraines.

5. 5

   5. Pilot

   Date TBA

   After managing to get himself hired as President Lincoln's butler, Desmond Pfeiffer schemes to return to his native England.

6. 6

   6. Pigeon English

   Date TBA

7. 7

   7. Kidnapped

   Date TBA

   When Confederate soldiers kidnap Mrs. Lincoln, Grant retaliates by kidnapping Robert E. Lee's wife.

8. 8

   8. School Daze

   Date TBA

9. 9

   9. Guess Who's Coming to Dinner

   Date TBA