Season 1

Episodes

1. 1

   1. Pilot

   5 Oct 1998 · 30 min

   John volunteers to work nights in order to afford to send his daughter to an exclusive kindergarten, but the change throws his home life into turmoil.

2. 2

   2. John Kisses Some ...

   12 Oct 1998 · 30 min

   John mouths off at Sgt. Kazmerek in front of two recruits, losing vacation time that Kate was looking forward to. But he can get it back if he helps Kazmerek get a commendation.

3. 3

   3. Public Enema No. 1

   19 Oct 1998 · 30 min

   John decides to take up an offer of optional life insurance that promises a large payoff, and then finds out he must have a colonoscopy -- which first requires an enema.

4. 4

   4. Walk on the Feminine Side

   26 Oct 1998 · 30 min

   John's co-workers make fun of Dakota in his Arabian princess costume on Halloween.

5. 5

   5. Heavy Medal

   2 Nov 1998 · 30 min

   DiResta is in line for a Medal of Honor when he foils a robbery on the subway by whacking the perp with a sub sandwich. However, the man he saved is a two-timing city councilman.

6. 6

   6. Romeo and Juliet were Lucky

   9 Nov 1998 · 30 min

   John and Kate start bickering ""like an old married couple,"" so they decide to send the kids away to their aunt's and take a romantic afternoon – except there isn't much romance...

7. 7

   7. Cookin' with Gas

   16 Nov 1998 · 30 min

   John convinces Cal to sell Kate's home-made chili at the diner, which turns into a full-time job for Kate and additional domestic duties for John.

8. 8

   8. Thanksgiving

   23 Nov 1998 · 30 min

   Sgt. Kazmerek is even crankier than usual and ends up having Thanksgiving dinner at the DiResta household, where John realizes they actually have a few things in common.

9. 9

   9. The Kid

   21 Dec 1998 · 30 min

   DiResta is put in charge of supervising a young graffiti artist while he scrubs his work from the subway, but the kid's father doesn't show up to get him and John ends up baby-sitting.

10. 10

    10. Your Daddy Don't Dance

    25 Jan 1999 · 30 min

    John works as a security guard at a heavy-metal concert featuring an artist from his youth -- but his chance to see his onetime idol doesn't pan out the way he hoped.

11. 11

    11. One Wedding and a Funeral

    1 Feb 1999 · 30 min

    The DiRestas offer to host Tully and Amanda's wedding, but the bride's family is rather snooty; meanwhile, John finds a dead transit cop---under his kitchen sink.

12. 12

    12. The Torch

    8 Feb 1999 · 30 min

    A cat fight ensues when John's old girlfriend Wendy shows up unexpectedly.

13. 13

    13. Viagra Falls

    15 Feb 1999 · 30 min

    John and Kazmerek plot their own operation to catch a drug dealer; Vic gets arrested for selling Viagra.

14. 14

    14. Half a Million Clams

    22 Feb 1999 · 30 min

    John and Kate get a glimpse of the high life after John's quick actions save the president of a major retail establishment.

15. 15

    15. Slam Dunkin Dunuts

    1 Mar 1999 · 30 min

    John and his father compete in a battle of the bulge to see who can slim down faster; Kate tries not to get strong-armed into running the church potluck.

16. 16

    16. Kate's Mom

    Date TBA · 30 min

17. 17

    17. The Sergeant's Test

    Date TBA · 30 min