Inside Schwartz

Season 1

2001 · 13 episodes · 6h 30m in all

Episodes

1. 1

   1. Pilot

   27 Sept 2001 · 30 min

   Schwartz longs to get Eve back following their breakup, but if he can't have her, he at least wants a date to the Cobert's party.

2. 2

   2. Let's Go to the Videotape

   4 Oct 2001 · 30 min

   Schwartz wants to be friends with Eve, but a homemade sex videotape that she wants and he can't find poses a problem.

3. 3

   3. The Pinch Hitter

   18 Oct 2001 · 30 min

   Schwartz needs to find a co-announcer for a potential gig, but the guy William pairs him with is a lush.

4. 4

   4. Event Night

   25 Oct 2001 · 30 min

   At the Cobert's party, Eve's and Emily's matchmaking plans for Schwartz and Julie, respectively, go awry.

5. 5

   5. Comic Relief Pitcher

   29 Nov 2001 · 30 min

   Schwartz's television job isn't what he thought it would be. Meanwhile, Julie plans an apartment rental scam to make some cash.

6. 6

   6. Roommates

   6 Dec 2001 · 30 min

   Schwartz dates a woman who sees more in his relationship with Julie than he does. Meanwhile, Julie sees plenty in her tenant.

7. 7

   7. Play-Action Fake Boyfriend

   20 Dec 2001 · 30 min

   Julie begs Schwartz to pretend to be her boyfriend for her marriage-minded parents. Meanwhile, David tries to do something romantic for Emily.

8. 8

   8. Eve's Date with Schwartz's Destiny

   27 Dec 2001 · 30 min

   Schwartz plays third wheel after learning that Eve is dating an NHL bigwig. Meanwhile, David wants Emily to stop doing a British character.

9. 9

   9. Kissing Cousin

   3 Jan 2002 · 30 min

   David asks Schwartz to crush his cousin's dream of being a sportscaster, but Schwartz is so smitten with her that he can't.

10. 10

    10. It's All in the Footwork

    Date TBA · 30 min

    Schwartz dates a dancer, but there's just one problem -- he can't dance. What's worse is that he worries his two left feet will lead her to think he's clumsy in bed, too.

11. 11

    11. Service, Schwartz (a.k.a. Service, Mr. Schwartz)

    Date TBA · 30 min

    Schwartz can't seem to find the right assistant, so Gene takes it upon himself to hire Julie without consulting him. Which puts Schwartz in a bind, since Julie is incompetent, but he can't bring himself to tell her so.

12. 12

    12. Bless Me Father, For I Have Fired You

    Date TBA · 30 min

    Schwartz fires Gene as St. Pita's commercial spokesman, fearing the demographic he represents is undesirable.

13. 13

    13. He Ain't Funny, He's My Brother

    Date TBA · 30 min

    Schwartz's funnyman brother, Rick, visits, and bad blood arises when he manages to steal his job at St. Pita's.