Burlesque Assassins
2012, English. Directed by Jonathan Joffe.
Seduce and Destroy
The Burlesque Assassins. Beautiful, deadly and a vital weapon in the war on communism that threatens the free world. Set in the 1950s, this tale of cold war espionage and intrigue follows superspies Johnny Valentine, Koko La Douce, Bombshell Belle and new recruit Bourbon Sue as they seduce their way within killing distance of a trio of villainy bent on global domination. See the fatal fan dance of Koko La Douce! See the brutal boa of Bombshell Belle! Witness firsthand the carnage and the cleavage as the enemies of The Burlesque Assassins discover that when it comes to these women, LOOKS CAN KILL!
- Runtime
- 1h 36m
- Post-credits
- None listed
- Language
- English
- Rated
- PG
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Cast & crew
- Jonathan JoffeDirector
- David A. aka Armitage shanks CrellinJohnny Valentine
- Roxi D'LiteBourbon Sue
- Carrie SchifflerKaterina Molotov
- Dušan RokvićStalin
- Rosalind PorterBombshell Belle
- Koko La DouceKoko La Douce
- Brendan HunterClone of Hitler
- Xarah Von Den VielenregenXarah Von Den Vielenregen
- Amber RayAmber Ray
- Kitten DevilleKitten Deville
- Jill BellandNatasha Kalashnikov
- Randy BrososkyProfessor Von Hosenfeffer
Details
- Released
- 10 January 2012
- Country
- Canada
- Written by
- Jonathan Joffe
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How long is Burlesque Assassins?
Burlesque Assassins runs 96 minutes (1h 36m).
Does Burlesque Assassins have a post-credits scene?
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Burlesque Assassins parents guide: is it suitable for kids?
Burlesque Assassins is rated PG in India. That rating means it is generally fine for children.
Which OTT platform is Burlesque Assassins on?
Burlesque Assassins isn’t streaming on any OTT platform in India yet; it released on 10 January 2012. (Checked 10 November 2026.)
What movies are like Burlesque Assassins?
If you liked Burlesque Assassins, try Charlie's Angels, The Family Plan 2, The Paper Tigers.
Who directed Burlesque Assassins?
Burlesque Assassins (2012) was directed by Jonathan Joffe and stars David A. aka Armitage shanks Crellin, Roxi D'Lite, Carrie Schiffler.