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Movies like G.I. Jizz (2011)

The best movies like G.I. Jizz (2011) are Hidden Strike (2023), Stripes (1981) and Carry On Sergeant (1958). If G.I. Jizz hooked you, these 20 similar films are what to watch next, and every pick says why it matches.

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  1. Hidden Strike (2023)

    Two elite soldiers must escort civilians through a gauntlet of gunfire and explosions.

    Why it matches: Recommended by TMDB viewers

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  2. Stripes (1981)

    Hard-luck cabbie John Winger, directionless after being fired from his job and dumped by his girlfriend, enlists in the U.S. Army with his close pal, Russell Ziskey. After his barely satisfactory performance in basic training, the irreverent Winger emerges as the figurehead for a ragtag band of misfits. However, his hijinks threaten to cause an international scandal when he inadvertently commandeers a military assault vehicle behind enemy lines.

    Why it matches: Recommended by TMDB viewers

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  3. Carry On Sergeant (1958)

    Sergeant Grimshawe wants to retire in the flush of success by winning the Star Squad prize with his very last platoon of newly called-up National Servicemen. But a motley bunch they turn out to be, and it's up to Grimshawe to put the no-hopers through their paces.

    Why it matches: Recommended by TMDB viewers

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  4. I'm Gonna Git You Sucka (1988)

    Jack Spade returns from the army in his old ghetto neighbourhood when his brother, June Bug, dies. Jack declares war on Mr. Big, powerful local crimelord. His army is led by John Slade, his childhood idol who used to fight bad guys in the 70s.

    Why it matches: Recommended by TMDB viewers

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  5. Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous (2008)

    When fluffy, bubble gum movie star Megan Valentine suddenly finds herself broke and humiliated in the public eye, she wanders from the wreckage of a car accident and witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life.

    Why it matches: Recommended by TMDB viewers

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  6. Orgazmo (1998)

    A devout Mormon living in L.A. becomes a pornographic actor after his martial arts moves impress a big-time director.

    Why it matches: Recommended by TMDB viewers

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  7. G.I. Blues (1960)

    Stationed in West Germany, soldier Tulsa McLean hopes to open a nightclub once he's discharged. Although he may lack the capital for such a venture, a chance to raise the cash comes his way through a friendly wager. Local dancer Lili is a notorious ice queen, and Tulsa bets everything he has that a friend of his can earn her affections. But when the friend is dispatched to Alaska, it's up to Tulsa to melt Lili's heart.

    Why it matches: Recommended by TMDB viewers

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  8. Buck Privates (1941)

    Petty con artists Slicker Smith and Herbie Brown mistakenly join the Army evading the cops. The cop chasing them winds up as their drill instructor. A rich young man and his former working class chauffeur are not only in the same unit, they're vying for a pretty girl who seems attracted to both.

    Why it matches: Recommended by TMDB viewers

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  9. Crossfire (1947)

    A man is murdered, apparently by one of a group of soldiers just out of the army. But which one? And why?

    Why it matches: Recommended by TMDB viewers

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  10. Follow That Camel (1967)

    Bertram Oliphant 'Bo' West wants to clear his unjustly smeared reputation, so he joins the Foreign Legion—with Simpson his manservant in tow. But the fort they get posted to is full of eccentric legionnaires, and there's trouble brewing with the locals too. Unbeknown to Bo, his lady love has followed him in disguise.

    Why it matches: Recommended by TMDB viewers

  11. Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex *But Were Afraid to Ask (1972)

    A collection of seven vignettes, which each address a question concerning human sexuality. From aphrodisiacs to sexual perversion to the mystery of the male orgasm, characters like a court jester, a doctor, a queen and a journalist adventure through lab experiments and game shows, all seeking answers to common questions that many would never ask.

    Why it matches: Recommended by TMDB viewers

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  12. Kingdom of Heaven (2005)

    After his wife dies, a blacksmith named Balian is thrust into royalty, political intrigue and bloody holy wars during the Crusades.

    Why it matches: Recommended by TMDB viewers

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  13. The Pentagon Wars (1998)

    From the director of “Made In America” and “The Money Pit” comes a hilarious look at one of the most expensive blunders in military history. Over 17 years and almost as many billion dollars have gone into devising the BFV (Bradley Fighting Vehicle). There's only one problem. . . it doesn't work. (Spoiler alert: 25 years later ... it does work.)

    Why it matches: Recommended by TMDB viewers

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  14. John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum (2019)

    Super-assassin John Wick returns with a $14 million price tag on his head and an army of bounty-hunting killers on his trail. After killing a member of the shadowy international assassin’s guild, the High Table, John Wick is excommunicado, but the world’s most ruthless hit men and women await his every turn.

    Why it matches: Recommended by TMDB viewers

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  15. Die Hart (2023)

    Kevin Hart - playing a version of himself - is on a death-defying quest to become an action star. And with a little help from John Travolta, Nathalie Emmanuel, and Josh Hartnett - he just might pull it off.

    Why it matches: Recommended by TMDB viewers

  16. Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)

    Lifelong platonic friends Zack and Miri look to solve their respective cash-flow problems by making an adult film together. As the cameras roll, however, the duo begin to sense that they may have more feelings for each other than they previously thought.

    Why it matches: Recommended by TMDB viewers

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  17. Small Soldiers (1998)

    When missile technology is used to enhance toy action figures, the toys soon begin to take their battle programming too seriously.

    Why it matches: Recommended by TMDB viewers

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  18. The Duel at Silver Creek (1952)

    When a gang of ruthless claim jumpers brutally murders his miner father, a gunman known as the Silver Kid joins forces with the local marshal to free the tiny town of Silver City from the clutches of the dastardly villains.

    Why it matches: Recommended by TMDB viewers

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  19. The A-Team (2010)

    A man who loves when a plan comes together, Col. Hannibal Smith leads a close-knit team of elite operatives and Iraq War veterans. Framed for a crime they didn't commit, Smith and his men, Capt. H.M. ‘Howling Mad’ Murdock , Sgt. Bosco ‘B.A.’ Baracus, and Lt. Templeton ‘Faceman’ Peck, break out and go rogue, using their special talents to clear their names and find the perpetrator. Hot on their trail is Capt. Charissa Sosa, who was once involved with a member of Smith's team and has sworn to capture them, no matter what it takes.

    Why it matches: Recommended by TMDB viewers

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  20. The Gunfighter (1950)

    The fastest gun in the West tries to escape his reputation.

    Why it matches: Recommended by TMDB viewers

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Frequently asked questions

What are the best movies like G.I. Jizz?

The closest matches to G.I. Jizz are Hidden Strike (2023), Stripes (1981) and Carry On Sergeant (1958). Below are 17 more, each with the reason it matches.

What should I watch after G.I. Jizz?

Start with Hidden Strike (2023), the closest match to G.I. Jizz.

What is the highest-rated movie like G.I. Jizz?

John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum (2019), rated 7.4/10 by 12,266 TMDB users.

What is the newest movie like G.I. Jizz?

Hidden Strike (2023) is the most recent release on this list.

How are movies similar to G.I. Jizz chosen?

First come films that Trakt’s viewers watch alongside G.I. Jizz, then TMDB’s recommendations and films it rates as similar in story and genre. Each pick says which signal put it there.

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