How I Met Your Mother

Season 3

2007 · 20 episodes · 7h 22m in all · 7.6/10

It's Season Three and the search for a soul mate has never been so wildly inappropriate! Thirty-year-old Ted is still looking for Miss Right, but his road to domestic bliss is improbably paved with punk rock girls, tattoos, adult video expos and an epic St. Patrick's Day bender. Meanwhile, as Marshall and Lily adjust to the quirks of married life, the outrageously incorrigible Barney commits a major violation of "The Bro Code." Plus, Season Three features a host of hilarious guest stars, including BRITNEY SPEARS, SARAH CHALKE (TV's Scrubs), ENRIQUE IGLESIAS, MANDY MOORE and supermodel HEIDI KLUM.

Episodes

1. 

   1. Wait for It

   24 Sept 2007 · 21 min · 7.7/10

   Robin shows up with a date and this motivates Ted to 'get back out there'. We also learn something major about 'the Mother'.

2. 

   2. We're Not from Here

   1 Oct 2007 · 21 min · 7.2/10

   Ted and Barney pretend to be visitors to New York City to pick up women. Robin is still dating Gael.

3. 

   3. Third Wheel

   8 Oct 2007 · 23 min · 7.3/10

   Ted's new attitude attracts women in the present and one from his past. The rest of the gang pulls together to help him make the most of the situation.

4. 

   4. Little Boys

   15 Oct 2007 · 23 min · 7.3/10

   Barney and Ted compete for a girl. Robin is dating someone new.

5. 

   5. How I Met Everyone Else

   22 Oct 2007 · 23 min · 8.0/10

   Amid sharing stories with her about how members of the gang met each other, Ted's hot new girlfriend has a reaction to the meeting that gets her a high ranking on Barney's crazy scale.

6. 

   6. I'm Not That Guy

   29 Oct 2007 · 23 min · 7.6/10

   Marshall has to contemplate giving up his plan of using his law degree to help the planet when he's courted by a major firm; Lily reveals a secret to Robin that not even Marshall knows; Ted discovers a porn actor is using his name

7. 

   7. Dowisetrepla

   5 Nov 2007 · 21 min · 7.6/10

   Marshall and Lily's plan to buy an apartment is hampered by mistakes and Lily's hidden debt.

8. 

   8. Spoiler Alert

   12 Nov 2007 · 21 min · 8.1/10

   Marshall awaits his bar exam results; Ted introduces his latest girlfriend to the gang, who all see the flaw that Ted has missed

9. 

   9. Slapsgiving

   19 Nov 2007 · 23 min · 8.0/10

   Lily and Marshall have their first Thanksgiving as a married couple; Barney is tortured by the slap bet countdown clock, worrying about when the slap will be dished out.

10. 

    10. The Yips

    26 Nov 2007 · 23 min · 7.5/10

    When Barney loses his way with women, he hopes a trip to the Victoria's Secret Fall Fashion Show will help him regain his form.

11. 

    11. The Platinum Rule

    10 Dec 2007 · 21 min · 7.8/10

    Ted's upcoming date with his doctor leads the gang to give him their own examples of why dating someone you already see regularly is a bad idea.

12. 

    12. No Tomorrow

    17 Mar 2008 · 21 min · 7.5/10

    Ted lives like there's no tomorrow during a St. Patrick's Day celebration with Barney. Lily and Marshall spend the evening at their new apartment with Robin.

13. 

    13. Ten Sessions

    24 Mar 2008 · 23 min · 7.9/10

    Ted pursues a woman named Stella, but only gets attention from her receptionist Abby.

14. 

    14. The Bracket

    31 Mar 2008 · 21 min · 7.9/10

    Barney's efforts to hook up with women are being thwarted by a mysterious woman from his past. Barney and the gang must sift though his many past flings in an attempt to find out who she is.

15. 

    15. The Chain of Screaming

    14 Apr 2008 · 23 min · 7.6/10

    After Marshall witnesses a work buddy get yelled at after handing in a report, he becomes paranoid that the same will happen to him.

16. 

    16. Sandcastles in the Sand

    21 Apr 2008 · 23 min · 7.6/10

    Robin's musical past emerges again as the group learns of someone named Simon from Robin's past. Barney searches for more Robin Sparkles memorabilia.

17. 

    17. The Goat

    28 Apr 2008 · 23 min · 7.6/10

    Barney and Marshall have a discussion about "The Bro Code" because Barney has broken it and wants advice.

18. 

    18. Rebound Bro

    5 May 2008 · 21 min · 7.6/10

    Barney gets a new wingman and Ted meets Stella's daughter.

19. 

    19. Everything Must Go

    12 May 2008 · 21 min · 7.2/10

    When Barney and Abby realize that they have one thing in common - their mutual hatred of Ted - the "couple" decides to go to the bar to flaunt their new relationship in Ted's face.

20. 

    20. Miracles

    19 May 2008 · 23 min · 7.9/10

    Ted is in a car accident that prompts Marshall to talk about miracles. Everyone flashbacks to prior moments in their lives.