Family Business

(2003) season 3

2005 · 10 episodes · 5h 0m in all

Episodes

1. 1

   1. JewASS New Year

   12 Mar 2005 · 30 min

   Lila (Seymore/Adam's mom) prepares for Rosh Hashana and the entire family is expected to arrive. Adam reveals the secret he has been keeping of his new relationship with his ex-assistant Mirna (or does he?). Is Mirna the porn star, the girl that Mom has been hoping for ?

2. 2

   2. The ApprentASS

   19 Mar 2005 · 30 min

   Now that Mirna is dedicating herself to the business full time, Adam needs a new assistant. Bishop and Lila begin the interview process, but the final three are put to the test by Adam.

3. 3

   3. ASS and You Will Receive

   26 Mar 2005 · 30 min

   Adam's and Mirna's relationship has gone on long enough to hit that phase of needing to talk. Imagine that? They are working on maintaining their relationship by keeping the lines of communication open and outlining what is important to each of them.

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   4. Time Is Of The ASSence

   2 Apr 2005 · 30 min

   All in the FAMILY ! Brady's got a school play, Lila saves the day, dad's on the way. Adam's in a movie and it's not his! Victim or Slasher or ? And it's ""Seymore's"" part that's got a real casting call.

5. 5

   5. Mid-Life CrisASS

   9 Apr 2005 · 30 min

   Adam's turning 40! He's also visiting a psychic, having a party and like everyone else heading down the other side of the mountain, thinking about taking a dive off a bridge.

6. 6

   6. Up and CUMming

   23 Apr 2005 · 30 min

   Adam's male performers are having trouble living UP to expectations, so it's time for new talent. However, unlike the girls, the guys can't just ""pretend"" to be uhh, stand up guys, so the search is on for the next male porn star. Meanwhile, Stevie finds a new (potential) actress for his ""Pussy Party"" series. Is he really so bold (or so naive?) in having her move in with him AND his wife?

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   7. Falling On Your ASS

   30 Apr 2005 · 30 min

   Father - Son - Father - Son. Adam wants to please Brady with a snowboarding trip, but he (Adam) is somewhat afraid of skiing! Still, it's for Brady's birthday, so Adam looks for support, finding an experienced skiier.... his own Dad.

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   8. COCKtoberfest

   7 May 2005 · 30 min

   Lila is again apparently the ""village"" it takes to raise a child as she stays with Brady while Adam is off. He's in Chicago to take care of the Family Business in the area he always excels at - the press and public speaking. Cousin Stevie and Bishop are lost and in trouble...in Berlin!

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   9. BroadcASS

   14 May 2005 · 30 min

   Stevie wants to have his own radio show so Adam pulls some strings to get him a one-time audition spot on Playboy Radio. It wouldn't be Stevie if there wasn't a hitch, like guests don't show up (or storm out). Adam ?

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    10. Real ASState

    28 May 2005 · 30 min

    Say it isn't so! Over so soon (the season). How appropriate that the lease on Adam's house is about to expire. So, both Stevie and mom help him consider the possibility of making his first home purchase, which promises to be even more complicated than with anyone else. There's always the line on the application for description of what you do for a living