Season 1

Episodes

1. 1

   1. Episode 1 (live)

   26 Sept 2004

   The celebrities arrive on The Farm. But only 7 of them arrive on day 1 (Paul Daniels and Vanilla Ice couldn't be there for the start). The celebs are dropped off some distance from the farm and they have to find their way to their new home. Later, the celebs find they've got to look after kittens in the farm house and the farmer and vet introduce them to their first duties as farmhands! Jeff gets told off just hours after arriving because he fed the ducks! Paul and Rob (aka Vanilla Ice) don't arrive until day 2, Ed Hall says that Paul managed to hold off for only 3 hours before doing a magic trick.

2. 2

   2. Episode 2

   27 Sept 2004

   Paul Danials and Vanilla Ice join the rest of the contestants on The Farm. Everybody gets on with their work but they're warned to stay off the alcohol at lunchtime by farmer Ryan Hooper. As the day draws to a close, everybody sits down to a nice dinner until things turn ugly when the issue of race is brought up and a very verbal discussion ensues.

3. 3

   3. Episode 3

   28 Sept 2004

   Vanilla Ice got into a more heated debate, this time with Paul Danials. The argument started when Paul brought up the recent hostage taking of a British man in Iraq.

4. 4

   4. Episode 4

   29 Sept 2004

   Paul decides that enough is enough and leaves The Farm after his argument with Rob last night. Also, Jeff worries in the outhouse that Rob isn't pulling his weight on The Farm.

5. 5

   5. Episode 5

   30 Sept 2004

   Things kick off AGAIN following the arrival of Paul's replacement - Terry Christian. Terry has a general go at America and Rob doesn't take too kindly to it. Rob storms out and breaks a glass as he goes! After they both talk with Stan, the newly elected Farm Manager, Terry appologises for how he said what he said and Rob appologises for over-reacting.

6. 6

   6. Episode 6

   1 Oct 2004

   Stan looses his patience with Lady Victoria and a certain American rap star which eventually leads him to resigning as farm manager. He nominates Debbie as his replacement, she accepts but warns that just because she's little, she will see that people who don't pull their weight are punished! Stan is still the 'official' Farm Manager though which means that he's not eligible for eviction. Also, The Wurzels perform!

7. 7

   7. Episode 7

   2 Oct 2004

   Debbie has a go in the outhouse that the farmhands aren't being treated fairly, especially where food is concerned.

8. 8

   8. Episode 8 (live) Lady Victoria Gets The Chop!

   3 Oct 2004

   The cow goes into labor and the farmhands are called in to assist. Margi names the new calf Mini Moo - aw. There's also an argument surrounding Rob as to whether or not he actually did any work, Stan doesn't think so. Also, Ed Hall presents the live segment of the show in which one of the contestants must be evicted and that person is Lady Victoria. Her final task as a farmhand is to select the next farm manager. Since she did such a great job last week, Victoria chooses Debbie who is now immune from eviction on Wednesday.

9. 9

   9. Episode 9

   4 Oct 2004

   Rob has ANOTHER bust-up, this time it's with Stan. Afterwords, Rob is left wondering whether or not he wants to stay on the farm. After some encouraging words from the acting farm manager Debbie, Rob has a chat with Stan and they agree to disagree. Also, the other cow gives birth and the farmhands clean the tractor . . .

10. 10

    10. Episode 10

    5 Oct 2004

11. 11

    11. Episode 11

    Date TBA

12. 12

    12. Episode 12

    7 Oct 2004

13. 13

    13. Episode 13

    8 Oct 2004

14. 14

    14. Episode 14

    9 Oct 2004

15. 15

    15. Episode 15

    Date TBA

16. 16

    16. Episode 16

    11 Oct 2004

17. 17

    17. Episode 17

    12 Oct 2004

18. 18

    18. Episode 18

    Date TBA

19. 19

    19. Episode 19

    14 Oct 2004

20. 20

    20. Episode 20

    Date TBA

21. 21

    21. Episode 21

    16 Oct 2004

22. 22

    22. Episode 22 (live) The Final

    17 Oct 2004

    Ed Hall looks back on the farmhands' last full day on The Farm. Then announces that the person in third place is . . . Rebecca! As a surprise, her parents have been flown in to greet her and congratulate her. Later, Ed interviews Jeff and Rob before announcing that the winner of The Farm 2004 is . . . Jeff! Farmer Ryan presents Jeff with his trophy and The Farm comes to an end . .