Beavis and Butt-Head

Season 3

1993 · 28 episodes · 5h 22m in all · 5.8/10

Episodes

1. 

   1. Comedians

   6 Sept 1993 · 10 min · 6.0/10

   Beavis and Butt-head decide to become stand-up comedians, perform at a comedy club, get booed and burn the place down.

2. 

   2. Carwash

   6 Sept 1993 · 10 min · 6.0/10

   Needing money to replace the batteries in their TV remote control, Beavis and Butt-head offer to wash a neighbor's vintage car. They take it for a drive to air dry it, and get into an accident with Mr. Anderson.

3. 

   3. Couch-Fishing

   7 Sept 1993 · 10 min · 6.0/10

   The boys reel in various things (and people) while casting from the couch, and then get Stewart in trouble with the law.

4. 

   4. Incognito

   8 Sept 1993 · 10 min · 6.0/10

   After being threatened at school, Beavis and Butt-head wear disguises to class.

5. 

   5. Kidnapped

   8 Sept 1993 · 21 min · 3.5/10

   Beavis and Butt-head want to go to a concert so they try to kidnap Stewart for ransom money...but quickly get sick of him.

6. 

   6. Naked Colony

   13 Sept 1993 · 4.0/10

   Without the $4,000 membership fee, Beavis and Butt-head must sneak into Sunny Grove Nudist Colony to see naked people.

7. 

   7. Tornado

   14 Sept 1993 · 6.0/10

   The boys go to a trailer park during a tornado and (almost) get to ""do it"" with Lolita & Tanqueray.

8. 

   8. Cleaning House

   20 Sept 1993 · 10 min · 6.0/10

   Van Driessen has Beavis and Butt-Head clean his house to learn about work and money; instead they learn that 8-track tapes aren't waterproof.

9. 

   9. Scratch 'N' Win

   21 Sept 1993 · 10 min · 6.0/10

   The boys win the lottery and buy a riding lawn mower.

10. 

    10. Scared Straight

    27 Sept 1993 · 12 min · 6.0/10

    Placed in a "Scared Straight" program at school, the boys visit a prison and thrash with some inmates who like Judas Priest and Iron Maiden.

11. 

    11. Eating Contest

    30 Sept 1993 · 10 min · 6.0/10

    Beavis and Butt-Head enter a bratwurst eating contest and end up having to feed frogs to earn the entrance fee.

12. 

    12. Sporting Goods

    4 Oct 1993 · 10 min · 6.0/10

    Buzzcut orders Beavis and Butt-Head to buy athletic supporters for gym class; Daria takes a revealing picture of them for the school newspaper.

13. 

    13. Sperm Bank

    7 Oct 1993 · 10 min · 6.0/10

    Beavis and Butt-Head find a new way to make money.

14. 

    14. Buff 'N' Stuff

    14 Oct 1993 · 10 min · 6.0/10

    Buzzcut tries to get Beavis and Butt-Head to work out.

15. 

    15. Citizen Butt-head

    18 Oct 1993 · 21 min · 6.0/10

    Principal McVicker gives the boys a pass to keep them away from school during President Clinton's visit, but they end up meeting him and becoming Students of the Year.

16. 

    16. Politically Correct

    21 Oct 1993 · 10 min · 6.0/10

    The boys watch the touching drama "Joey Buttawipo: My Story;" Mr. Van Driessen gives them informational books about getting in touch with their feminine sides; they run for Class Treasurer at school.

17. 

    17. Ball Breakers

    25 Oct 1993 · 10 min · 6.0/10

    Beavis and Butt-Head want to know what's inside a bowling ball, so they blow one up; Mr. Anderson gets blamed.

18. 

    18. Beavis and Butt-head Meet God

    28 Oct 1993 · 20 min · 6.0/10

    After seeing hitch-hikers meet a chick on the Late, Late Movie "Screwing Total Strangers," Beavis and Butt-Head give it a try. Sunburned and seeing no chicks, they get into a van and are taken to a religious cult where they meet "God" -- a guy named Hank who has a knack for biblical movie quotes and...chick videos.

19. 

    19. True Crime

    1 Nov 1993 · 10 min · 6.0/10

    Beavis and Butt-Head find an ATM card, get some cash with it and get hunted by the law on TV.

20. 

    20. The Trial

    4 Nov 1993 · 11 min · 6.0/10

    For throwing eggs at Mr. Anderson's house, Beavis and Butt-Head are charged with trespassing and vandalism. Butt-Head, guided by a vision of Doug Llewelyn of "The Pupil's Court," handles their defense.

21. 

    21. The Crush

    8 Nov 1993 · 11 min · 6.0/10

    Beavis and Butt-Head watch themselves on TV, mooning the camera during a news story about a local disaster; infatuated with a hoodlum named Todd, they take a bumpy ride in the trunk of his car as initiation into his gang.

22. 

    22. Plate Frisbee

    11 Nov 1993 · 10 min · 6.0/10

    Beavis and Butt-Head play frisbee with an antique plate belonging to Stewart's mom.

23. 

    23. Canoe

    15 Nov 1993 · 11 min · 6.0/10

    The school psychiatrist requires Beavis, Butt-Head and Stewart to go on a canoe trip, led by Mr. Van Driessen. Butt-Head tells Beavis that this is Mr. Van Driessen's attempt at making "his move" on Beavis. A fight ensues, and the boys' canoe capsizes. While relieving themselves in the woods (wearing only underwear), they get poison ivy. Mr Van Driessen gets mauled by a bear.

24. 

    24. Young, Gifted & Crude

    25 Nov 1993 · 10 min · 6.0/10

    The boys accidentally score highly on an IQ test and wind up in the gifted class, where they destroy an actual gifted kid's brain.

25. 

    25. Foreign Exchange

    9 Dec 1993 · 11 min · 6.0/10

    Mr. Van Driessen picks the boys to chaperone Japanese foreign exchange student Hiroshi "Hiro" Nakayama; they teach him how to hock loogies, play mudball (which causes Mr. Anderson to have a Bataan flashback)...and flog his dolphin.

26. 

    26. A Very Special Christmas With Beavis and Butt-head

    17 Dec 1993 · 23 min · 6.0/10

    Beavis and Butt-Head watch the Yule Log on TV and decide that Christmas is cool.

27. 

    27. Closing Time

    23 Dec 1993 · 10 min · 6.0/10

    Working the late shift at Burger World, the boys make up some special "curly fries", find new a use for the ceiling fan and have a visit from the health inspector.

28. 

    28. Most Wanted

    5 Mar 1994 · 21 min · 6.0/10

    The boys meet a tattooed, escaped serial killer who hears voices just like Beavis does.