Season 3

1991 · 23 episodes · 8h 40m in all · 7.8/10

1. The Note
18 Sept 1991 · 22 min · 7.2/10
Physical therapy proves painful as Jerry has a misunderstanding with his therapist; and he finds a way for insurance to cover treatment for Elaine and a paranoid George.
2. The Truth
25 Sept 1991 · 22 min · 7.7/10
George's relationship with a former IRS worker eases Jerry's tax worries--until she becomes George's former relationship; Kramer sees too much of Elaine while seeing her roommate.
3. The Pen
2 Oct 1991 · 22 min · 7.6/10
Elaine regrets accompanying Jerry on a visit to his parents, where local gossip includes how Jerry acquired a pen that writes upside down.
4. The Dog
9 Oct 1991 · 22 min · 7.2/10
Jerry's gig as a dog sitter provides some time alone to George and Elaine, who find they have little to say.
5. The Library
16 Oct 1991 · 22 min · 8.1/10
A library cop says Jerry is 20 years overdue with a steamy novel.
6. The Parking Garage
30 Oct 1991 · 22 min · 8.2/10
Saturday at the mall with the gang, none of whom bothered to note where the car was parked.
7. The Cafe
6 Nov 1991 · 22 min · 7.7/10
While Jerry tries to help a cafe owner, Elaine tries to help George with an IQ test, and Kramer...well, nobody can help Kramer.
8. The Tape
13 Nov 1991 · 22 min · 8.4/10
George is hot for a potential baldness remedy, and for Elaine after she plays a joke on Jerry.
9. The Nose Job
20 Nov 1991 · 22 min · 7.6/10
Kramer is the catalyst for George to urge his otherwise wonderful girlfriend to get a nose job, while Jerry dates a beauty whose brain is a beaut.
10. The Stranded
27 Nov 1991 · 23 min · 7.5/10
Jerry pays a high price for being stranded at a party by George, who pays the price for romance in the workplace but forgets to pay for something else.
11. The Alternate Side
4 Dec 1991 · 23 min · 7.7/10
Jerry gets his car stolen; Kramer gets a line in a Woody Allen film; George gets a job; and Elaine gets tired of her boyfriend.
12. The Red Dot
11 Dec 1991 · 22 min · 7.9/10
An imperfection mars George's gift to Elaine; Jerry inadvertently helps an alcoholic go off the wagon.
13. The Subway
8 Jan 1992 · 23 min · 7.8/10
A beauty picks up George; Jerry makes friends with a naked guy; Kramer is tipped off about a hot horse; Elaine gets stuck en route to a lesbian wedding.
14. The Pez Dispenser
15 Jan 1992 · 23 min · 8.0/10
Kramer's advice gives George "the upper hand" in his relationship with a pianist, whose recital is ruined by Elaine's outburst of laughter.
15. The Suicide
29 Jan 1992 · 23 min · 7.4/10
A psychic warns George to cancel his vacation; Jerry is hit on by his neighbor's girl after the neighbor's suicide attempt; Elaine fasts.
16. The Fix-Up
5 Feb 1992 · 23 min · 8.2/10
Jerry and Elaine fix up George with Elaine's friend--then wait nervously.
17. The Boyfriend (1)
12 Feb 1992 · 23 min · 8.2/10
Jerry becomes friends with baseball's Keith Hernandez, who has a history with Kramer and would like a future with Elaine.
18. The Boyfriend (2)
12 Feb 1992 · 23 min · 7.6/10
Jerry and Elaine compete for the attention of baseball's Keith Hernandez, while Kramer and Newman investigate a spitting incident involving Hernandez.
19. The Limo
26 Feb 1992 · 23 min · 8.5/10
Jerry and George take a limo meant for another, whose agenda includes more than just getting in from the airport.
20. The Good Samaritan
4 Mar 1992 · 23 min · 7.4/10
Jerry witnesses an accident--and is attracted to the victim and the perpetrator.
21. The Letter
25 Mar 1992 · 23 min · 7.5/10
Kramer sits for Jerry's artist girlfriend, but Jerry won't stand for her temperament, until she declares her feelings.
22. The Parking Space
22 Apr 1992 · 23 min · 7.7/10
George argues with a stranger over a "dream" parking space in front of Jerry's apartment.
23. The Keys
6 May 1992 · 24 min · 8.0/10
Kramer hits the road after a dispute over his use of his keys to Jerry's apartment.