Season 6

1982 · 29 episodes · 7.6/10

1. Venetian Love Song/Down for the Count/Arrividerci, Gopher/The Arrangement (1)
2 Oct 1982 · 5.0/10
2. Venetian Love Song/Down for the Count/Arrividerci, Gopher/The Arrangement (2)
2 Oct 1982
3. The Anniversary Gift/Honey Bee Mine/Bewigged, Bothered and Bewildered
16 Oct 1982
An woman secretly plans to have a child as a 30th anniversery gift for her husband, even though he is ecstatic over their new-found freedom in being retired and, especially, having their older children grown and out of the house; Julie sneakily sets Honey Bee, an old high school friend who always tried to steal her boyfriends, after Gopher (newly smitten with a girl ashore) so that she can concentrate on a handsome new officer; Captain Stubbing wears his hat everywhere in an attempt to keep an old high school flame from finding out he is bald, and she thinks he has a full head of hair because she saw him hatless when he was wearing a toupe for a shipboard costume party.
4. The Same Wavelength/Winning Isn't Everything/A Honeymoon for Horace
23 Oct 1982
5. Hyde and Seek/Command Performance/Sketchy Love
30 Oct 1982
A young girl who's infatuated with Gopher pretends to be her older sister. An artist meets a unhappily married guy. And the ship's comic runs into the wife and daughter he left years ago.
6. The Groupies/The Audition/Doc's Nephew
6 Nov 1982 · 9.0/10
Doc's nephew is making a move on his girlfriend. A psychiatrist, who is on vacation is followed by four of his patients. An actor pursues the writer of a soap opera, who rejected for a role on her show.
7. The Spoonmaker Diamond/Julie's Tycoon/The Role Model/Papa Doc (1)
13 Nov 1982
8. The Spoonmaker Diamond/Julie's Tycoon/The Role Model/Papa Doc (2)
13 Nov 1982 · 6.0/10
9. Too Many Dads/Love Will Find a Way/The Best of Friends
20 Nov 1982
On this Thanksgiving cruise, a father and his adopted son try to evade the boys biological father by escaping to Mexico; an older couple plan to travel with their daughter and her fiance who, unknown to them, is crippled; the smooth operation of the ship suffers as one by one the entire crew, after trading a bevy of insults, ends up not speaking with one another.
10. The Man in the Iron Shorts/The Victims/Heavens to Betsy
27 Nov 1982 · 10.0/10
11. The Tomorrow Lady/Father, Dear Father/Still Life
4 Dec 1982
12. Baby Talk/My Friend, The Executrix/Programmed for Love
11 Dec 1982
A previously happy couple suddenly find themselves a world apart when they meet the surrogate mother of their child-to-be. Meanwhile, Julie's zany and extravagant Aunt Sylvia (Carol Channing) is forced to start watching her pennies after her friend Betsy (Betty White) breaks the news that Sylvia is now broke. Plus, a lovely woman competes with a super-smart robot when she wants to romance a handsome passenger.
13. A Christmas Presence
18 Dec 1982
14. Paroled to Love/First Impressions/Love Finds Florence Nightingale
8 Jan 1983
15. The Captain's Replacement/Sly as a Fox/Here Comes the Bride - Maybe
15 Jan 1983
16. Doc's Big Case/Senior Sinners/A Booming Romance
22 Jan 1983
17. Gopher's Daisy/Our Son The Lawyer/Salvaged Romance
29 Jan 1983
18. Isaac's Aegean Affair/The Captain and the Kid/Poor Rich Man/The Dean and the Flunkee (1)
5 Feb 1983
The crew are in Greece working a cruise where a College is having its graduation ceremony. The Principal is attracted to a teacher who rebuffs him because he won't give a student a make-up test so he can graduate. And the student and a couple of his friends are hounding the Principal to do that. A prodigy is attracted to Vicki which doesn't make the Captain happy. And the valedictorian whose education was provided by his Greek aunt whom he assumed is wealthy but upon meeting her learns she's just a woman of humble means. And when she goes on board he doesn't tell anyone he's her aunt. And Isaac meets a woman who is estranged from her husband.
19. Isaac's Aegean Affair/The Captain and the Kid/Poor Rich Man/The Dean and the Flunkee (2)
5 Feb 1983
Conclusion. Capt. Stubing's daughter falls in love. A beloved crew member decides to leave the ship.
20. The Zinging Valentine/The Very Temporary Secretary/Final Score
12 Feb 1983
On this Valentine's Day cruise, a singing valentine "pussycat" falls for a stuck-up guy who has just been dumped by his girlfriend; the owner of a secretarial agency plays secretary to a writer taking a working vacation, even though he is far better at romancing her than he is at taking dictation and typing up her notes; a womanizing pro football player falls for a snooty, straight-laced college English professor.
21. The Captain's Crush/Out of My Hair/Off-Course Romance
19 Feb 1983
22. Abby's Maiden Voyage/He Ain't Heavy/I Like to Be in America
26 Feb 1983
A desperate 23-year old virgin wants to spend the night with a handsome fellow she meets on board, but in the end decides she will hold off until the time is right; a bratty adopted teenager finds out that the assistant bartender that he has been harassing is actually his long lost older brother; the entire crew chips in to help April get ready to take her U.S. citizenship test despite her severe test anxiety.
23. Discount Romance/Vicki's Dilemma/Loser, and Still Champ
5 Mar 1983
24. So Help Me Hanna/C.P.R.,I.O.U./The Maid Cleans Up
12 Mar 1983
25. The Dog Show: Putting on the Dog/Going to the Dogs/Women's Best Friend/Whose Dog Is It Anyway?
26 Mar 1983
26. The Professor Has Class/When the Magic Disappears/We, the Jury
2 Apr 1983
27. Hits and Missus/Return of Annabelle/Just Plain Folks Medicine/Caught in the Act/The Real Thing/Do Not Disturb/Lulu and Kenny (1)
30 Apr 1983
A country star travelling with her "adopted" children has to choose between the kids and her boyfriend; a popular songwriter secretly writes better songs for his former lover than for his wife, both performers; Doc deals with a country folk doctor who insists on practicing medicine on board, while at the same time chasing her beautiful daughter; a married woman's affair haunts her as she claims an expensive broach is only costume jewelry; Gopher tries his best to get his picture taken with a privacy-seeking female country music star; two overweight performers who love food come to love each other.
28. Hits and Missus/Return of Annabelle/Just Plain Folks Medicine/Caught in the Act/The Real Thing/Do Not Disturb/Lulu and Kenny (2)
30 Apr 1983
A country star travelling with her "adopted" children has to choose between the kids and her boyfriend; a popular songwriter secretly writes better songs for his former lover than for his wife, both performers; Doc deals with a country folk doctor who insists on practicing medicine on board, while at the same time chasing her beautiful daughter; a married woman's affair haunts her as she claims an expensive broach is only costume jewelry; Gopher tries his best to get his picture taken with a privacy-seeking female country music star; two overweight performers who love food come to love each other.
29. Fountain of Youth/Bad Luck Cabin/Uncle Daddy
7 May 1983 · 8.0/10
An aging man meets up with an unbelievably youthful contemporary who's concocted an elixir of youth; a fatherless boy thinks Isaac would be a great dad.