ted

Season 2

2026 · 8 episodes · 4h 27m in all · 7.9/10

It's 1994, and senior year of high school is underway for Ted the foul-mouthed teddy bear and his best friend, likable but awkward John Bennett. Together they live in a working-class Boston home with John's parents (Matty and Susan) and cousin (Blaire).

Episodes

1. 

   1. Talk Dirty to Me

   5 Mar 2026 · 34 min · 8.0/10

   John and Ted use the school's phone to call a phone-sex hotline, leading to an investigation.

2. 

   2. Mrs. Robicheck

   5 Mar 2026 · 34 min · 8.2/10

   Ted starts a risky love affair with a married woman; Matty deals with erectile dysfunction.

3. 

   3. Dungeons & Dealers

   5 Mar 2026 · 31 min · 8.0/10

   John, Ted and Blaire must complete a drug dealer's Dungeons & Dragons campaign to score weed.

4. 

   4. The Mom's Bombed Rom-Com

   5 Mar 2026 · 37 min · 7.6/10

   Blaire's rom-com movie marathon annoys Matty; Ted and John double date with their elderly neighbor.

5. 

   5. The Sword in the Stoned

   5 Mar 2026 · 33 min · 8.0/10

   John and Ted audition for the school play; Matty and Susan get part-time jobs at Dunkin' Donuts.

6. 

   6. Roe v. Weed

   5 Mar 2026 · 32 min · 7.7/10

   Blaire finds herself navigating an unexpected pregnancy, leading to mixed reactions from the family.

7. 

   7. Susan Is the New Black

   5 Mar 2026 · 33 min · 7.8/10

   Susan takes the fall for John and Ted when a police officer finds their weed during a traffic stop.

8. 

   8. Fraudcast News

   5 Mar 2026 · 33 min · 7.9/10

   John and Ted create a fake newspaper to keep Matty from learning about the O.J. Simpson verdict.