Season 3

2020 · 25 episodes · 2h 18m in all

1. YMCA Water Is Only 1% Water (99% Old People Hair)
2 Mar 2020 · 5 min
Raph & Carolyn hold weights and wear a mouth prop for the entire episode. The traffic news blows up.
2. News Anchor Wants to Sell You His Smelly Car
9 Mar 2020 · 7 min
Carolyn ignores the weather to pitch her screenplay. Raph tells a starchy story about girl's sports.
3. “I Hate My Kids” Says Most Moms
16 Mar 2020 · 6 min
Ryan Creamer & Trapp report on a saucy skating event. Elaine Carroll freestyle raps about Netflix.
4. Conservative Man Accidentally Donates $1 Million to Redtube
30 Mar 2020 · 3 min
Grant & Rekha talk hot topics & topical hotness. Ryan Creamer covers a bird birth at a Clippers game.
5. Announcing Frozen 3, Based on the Novel "Push" by Sapphire
6 Apr 2020 · 5 min
Grant & Raph report on rabies babies. Zac Oyama shows how many marshmallows can fit in his mouth.
6. BTK Killer Gives a Foreboding Weather Forecast
27 Apr 2020 · 5 min
Hulk Jr. improvises a eulogy and Shukri R. Abdi mimes her report on a live nuclear strike.
7. News Crew Plans Terrible Trip to the Beach
30 Mar 2020 · 4 min
Ryan Creamer reports on the wet weather and tries to whistle with a spoonful of flour in his mouth.
8. Special Musical Broadcast Really Wails
13 Apr 2020 · 4 min
Shukri and Ally perform music for Brennan and Ryan to dance to.
9. A Report from the CollegeHumor Office
20 Apr 2020 · 6 min
Trapp & Katie read a riveting report from the office. The team shares their favorite Grant memories.
10. U2 Gets Me Too’d at a Scooby Doo Read-Through
4 May 2020 · 5 min
Local man Roger rants about snake socks. Brennan reports from a county fair that’s lost its bear.
11. Millennials Are Ruining Our Trash
11 May 2020 · 8 min
Lily and Mano reveal that brains don't do anything. Carolyn lists off everything millennials have ever ruined.
12. Mom Disappointed in Son… Again
18 May 2020 · 8 min
Rekha tells a meaty maternal story about Trapp, and Brennan dives into Breaking News lore.
13. God Does a Really Mean Impression of John Lithgow
25 May 2020 · 5 min
Straight from the Vatican, our news team report that God just fucking HATES actor John Lithgow.
14. My Weekend Was the Plot of Mrs. Doubtfire
1 Jun 2020 · 4 min
Erika tries to understand the nuances of Mrs. Doubtfire while Brennan explains sin-based weather.
15. Hot Dogs Are Made from People (but Still Tasty)
22 Jun 2020 · 7 min
Kellen and Zac report on the truth behind hot dogs. Tao warns of a product recall on dildos.
16. Good Morning, River View High!
8 Jun 2020 · 4 min
The student news team at River View High School bring you the latest news on field trip tragedies.
17. Welcome to Bug News
15 Jun 2020 · 4 min
A bunch of bugs bring you the latest in bug news. Buzz buzz!
18. Brian Hitler Is One of the 10 Worst Brians
29 Jun 2020 · 7 min
Trapp tries to name the worst Brians while Brennan explains exactly how to talk to your neighbors.
19. I'm Getting a FaceTime from a Greasy Little Puppet
6 Jul 2020 · 4 min
The news crew report on the Wight Savior Country Musical Festival and how not to flirt.
20. Handshakes for Men, Hugs for Women
13 Jul 2020 · 8 min
Amy shows off some new dances. Brennan is a 12 year old trapped in an adult's body.
21. All Hail Cello Chigglers!
27 Jul 2020 · 4 min
Patrick reveals he's Mrs. Butterworth's loving husband while Lily reports from inside your anus.
22. Spit in Your Hand to Honor the Troops
3 Aug 2020 · 7 min
Ryan and Amy do the hot new dance craze that’s sweeping the nation.
23. True Confessions of Real Newscasters
10 Aug 2020 · 5 min
Rekha and Becca reveal their actual experiences and opinions. Grant shows off his best impressions.
24. Making Peanut Butter Sandwiches with a Bowling Ball
17 Aug 2020 · 7 min
Zac talks about a hostage situation gone wrong, while Ally gets real about a missing persons case.
25. Huge Idiot Climbs Mount Everest
24 Aug 2020 · 6 min
Carolyn reveals she never saw It: Chapter Two while Kellen reports on a group of arm-loving doctors.