Episodes
1. Everyone Dies in the Styes
16 Nov 2023 · 48 min
Our group of heroes gathers to save a loved one from an evil secret society, located in the Styes -- a rotting shipyard slum on the outskirts of the city. Can they succeed? No. Because this is Faster, Purple Worm, Kill. Kill.
2. Everyone Dies in a Dungeon
16 Nov 2023 · 48 min
The tables are turned and the monsters are the heroes in this dungeon. Will they beat their adversary? Not on Faster. Purple Worm. Kill. Kill.
3. Everyone Dies on a Lightning Train
23 Nov 2023 · 48 min
Four brave mercenaries must free the only person who can prevent a war. Will they succeed? Signs point to no, because this is Faster, Purple Worm. Kill. Kill.
4. Everyone Dies Renovating
30 Nov 2023 · 48 min
Four new homeowners discover a prior tenant who doesn't want to leave. Will their home value drop when the ancient terrors arise? Yes. Because this is Faster, Purple Worm. Kill. Kill.
5. Everyone Dies in Waterdeep
7 Dec 2023 · 48 min
Four brave adventurers try to stop evil from overrunning the fabled city of Waterdeep. Can they succeed? No. Because this is Faster, Purple Worm, Kill. Kill.
6. Everyone Dies in a Den of Snakes
14 Dec 2023 · 48 min
Four brave heroes try to arrange a peace agreement. Can they succeed? No. Because this is "Faster, Purple Worm. Kill. Kill!".
7. Everyone Dies Stealing a Pickle
21 Dec 2023 · 48 min
Four heroes descend into the sewers to retrieve a magical artifact of great power. Will their power be enough to succeed under the maniacal gaze of the Xanathar?
8. Everyone Dies in the Bay
28 Dec 2023 · 48 min
Our heroes are sent to a small fishing village to save the day. We wish we could say all they had to deal with was an ornery fish or two, but they are sure to face one of the most terrible Dungeons and Dragons monsters ever.
9. Everyone Dies at the Costume Ball
4 Jan 2024 · 48 min
Four undercover agents must unmask the traitor in their midst. Can they discover the truth before a greater evil destroys them all?
10. Everyone Dies as a Surprise
11 Jan 2024 · 48 min
Four heroes set out to save a beautiful princess. Will their story have a fairy tale ending? Doubtful.
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11. Everyone Dies Getting Their Wish
18 Jan 2024 · 48 min
Four heroes are hired by a dignitary who sends them on a path to meeting a wish-granting entity. Wishes DO come true, but not always the way you expect, especially when they're on Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill!
12. Everyone Dies. Again.
25 Jan 2024 · 48 min
Four valiant heroes are all that stand between the Dragon Queen's hordes and their cities destruction. Can they hold back wave after wave of draconic destruction? No, because this is Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill! (2023)
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13. Everyone Dies at the Circus
1 Feb 2024 · 48 min
Our heroes must infiltrate the circus. Will their performances allow them to escape the Big Top alive?
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14. Everyone Dies in Barovia
8 Feb 2024 · 48 min
Four adventurers bent on revenge enter the mists of Barovia to confront Strahd von Zarovich. Will they succeed? Mwah-hah-hah-hah. Foolish mortals, this is Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill! (2023)
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15. Everyone Dies in a Haunted House
15 Feb 2024 · 48 min
Four ghost-hunting heroes explore a haunted house. Can the brave of heart overcome the evil undead? Or is this an episode of Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill! (2023)
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16. Everyone Dies at the Temple of Lathander
22 Feb 2024 · 48 min
Four desperate criminals attempt a daring heist. Can they steal enough gold to save their own skins? No. Because this is Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill! (2023)
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17. Everyone Dies Near a Hole
29 Feb 2024 · 48 min
Four heroes are given the quest of slowing down the Tarrasque. Will they succeed? Signs point to no, because this is Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill! (2023)
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18. Everyone Dies in Wildspace
7 Mar 2024 · 48 min
Four intrepid spelljammers come across a derelict ship floating in Wildspace. Can they save their crew before a sinister evil destroys them all? No, because this is Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill! (2023)
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19. Everyone Dies at a Resurrection
14 Mar 2024 · 48 min
Four family members try to recover a lost loved one with a dubious magical artifact. Will they get out of their deal with the Demon Lord and save their own souls? No, because this is Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill! (2023)
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20. Everyone Dies Eating Mushrooms
21 Mar 2024 · 48 min
Four adventurers find themselves magically transported to a Feywild beset by a terrible creature. Can they discover the cause of their fantastical malaise before agents of evil do their worst? No, because this is Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill! (2023)
Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill! Season 1: quick answers
How many episodes are in Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill! Season 1?
Season 1 of Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill! has 20 episodes, about 16 hours in total.
When did Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill! Season 1 come out?
Season 1 premiered on 16 Nov 2023.