2021

2021 · 9 episodes · 0h 47m in all

1. If Recycling Were Honest
28 Jul 2021 · 4 min
Roger Horton returns for the first time since 2017 to explain why recycling is pointless and, even worse – basically just one big scam.
2. If Megachurches Were Honest
11 Aug 2021 · 5 min
There's nothing quite like claiming your tax-free, multi-million dollar enterprise is inspired by an intentionally homeless, apolitical, friend of prostitutes who told religious leaders to pay their dang taxes.
3. If Dentists Were Honest
8 Sept 2021 · 6 min
If dentists were honest, nobody would ever go to the dentist. And, honestly, we'd probably be fine.
4. If Cryptocurrency Was Honest
6 Oct 2021 · 6 min
Everybody is familiar with money, but thanks to cryptocurrencies like Bitcoin, Dogecoin, Ethereum, Stellar, and Binance we can now exchange those boring green presidential napkins for sexy computer cash that’s easier to lose, far more volatile, slaughters the environment, and can’t be exchanged for the vast majority of goods and services! Honest!
5. If Hard Seltzer Ads Were Honest
20 Oct 2021 · 5 min
White Claw Summer is out, and Horton's Hard Poison Fizzy Summer is IN.
6. If Dating Apps Were Honest
10 Nov 2021 · 5 min
What would happen if dating apps like Tinder, Match.com, Bumble and others were actually honest? They'd sound kinda like this.
7. If Crowdfunding Sites Were Honest
1 Dec 2021 · 6 min
What would happen if crowdfunding sites like Kickstarter, GoFundMe, Indiegogo and others were actually honest? They probably wouldn't raise any funds at all.
8. If Smart TV Ads Were Honest
10 Dec 2021 · 5 min
If we were Honest about smart televisions, we probably wouldn't actually want featherweight FBI surveillance vans spying on us in our living room.
9. If Tax Prep Sites Were Honest
17 Dec 2021 · 5 min
If tax prep sites were honest about why taxes suck so much, we'd probably burn the whole thing down.