Season 5

1995 · 24 episodes · 8h 48m in all · 5.8/10

1. Little Sister Don'tcha
22 Sept 1995 · 22 min · 7.5/10
J.T. and Rich are excited about going on dates, but J.T. didn't expect Al to be invited.
2. Three Girls and a Baby
29 Sept 1995 · 22 min · 7.5/10
With Frank and Carol out for dinner, Dana, Karen and Al are left to watch their new baby sister.
3. Party Animal
13 Oct 1995 · 22 min · 7.5/10
Cody, J.T. and Mark suspect their new neighbor is a jewel thief. Meanwhile, Dana moves out and loosens up a little too much.
4. Midnight Caller
20 Oct 1995 · 22 min · 5.0/10
While working on the Family Helpline, J.T. and Dana mishandle a call from a troubled teen.
5. Maid to Order
27 Oct 1995 · 22 min · 5.0/10
J.T. hires an aspiring model to be the family's maid; and Carol gets overly involved in Karen's cheerleading tryouts.
6. Don't Ask
3 Nov 1995 · 22 min · 5.0/10
Tired of the kids acting "either lazy, selfish or brain-dead," Frank and Carol order them to fend for themselves.
7. Hello, Mister Chips
10 Nov 1995 · 22 min · 5.0/10
Al takes a job at a cookie store and has to work alongside the company mascot, Mr. Chips the chimpanzee.
8. Roadie
17 Nov 1995 · 22 min · 5.0/10
Cody's a roadie---"the coolest job in the world"---for singer Christi Rose, who asks him to become her bodyguard.
9. The Wall
24 Nov 1995 · 22 min · 5.0/10
Mark scores points for the guys on the "geek wall" at a dance; Dana attempts to stir interest in a feminist study group; Frank and Carol experience a day at a health spa.
10. Baby Come Back
1 Dec 1995 · 22 min · 5.0/10
J.T. and Al have dollar signs in their eyes when they take Lily to audition for a commercial.
11. The Fight Before Christmas
15 Dec 1995 · 22 min · 5.5/10
Frank and Carol set up Al on a blind date with their friends' equally reticent son.
12. What's Wrong with This Picture?
5 Jan 1996 · 22 min · 8.0/10
J.T. receives an offer he can't refuse: the chance to go out with a gangster's daughter.
13. Beautiful Ladies of Wrestling
12 Jan 1996 · 22 min · 7.5/10
To win Super Bowl tickets, Frank and J.T. dress up as cheerleaders and face off against a pair of women wrestlers named Assault and Battery.
14. Torn Between Two Mothers
26 Jan 1996 · 22 min · 5.0/10
When Frank's mother and Carol can't agree on child-rearing philosophies, Frank's caught in the middle of the power struggle.
15. Snow Bunnies
2 Feb 1996 · 22 min · 5.0/10
Al feels compelled to check up on Matt when she learns he'll be on a ski trip with Stephanie "Love Boat" Leifer.
16. Secret Admirer
9 Feb 1996 · 22 min · 6.0/10
Carol gets really ticked when Frank buys her a fake designer watch for Valentine's Day.
17. Forever Young
16 Feb 1996 · 22 min · 5.0/10
A flirtatious girl disproves J.T.'s claim that a guy "would never trash a friendship over some stupid chick."
18. Guess Who's Coming to Dinner?
23 Feb 1996 · 22 min · 5.0/10
Dana brings her boyfriend Fleming home, and he promptly psychoanalyzes Frank.
19. Do the Right Thing
8 Mar 1996 · 22 min · 5.0/10
J.T. decides to rely on brain power to boost his grades rather than use a cheat sheet procured by his friend Rich.
20. The Bodyguard Formerly Known as Prince
15 Mar 1996 · 22 min · 5.0/10
Dana, Karen and Al meet a prince and his two assistants on a ski weekend, but the girls don't know which is the real royal.
21. Major Pain
26 Apr 1996 · 22 min · 5.0/10
Dana, J.T. and Rich take career-placement tests; Frank deals with an overly eager employee.
22. We're Going to Disney World (1)
3 May 1996 · 22 min · 7.5/10
Frank's mom treats everyone to a trip to Disney World, but there's some unexpected baggage---Rich and Flash.
23. We're Going to Disney World (2)
10 May 1996 · 22 min · 7.5/10
During a trip to Disney World, Flash tries to break a record for visiting every attraction.
24. Men at Work
17 May 1996 · 22 min · 5.0/10
When the local bar goes belly-up, Frank buys everything so he can turn his basement into a lounge for his guy friends.