Two and a Half Men

Season 8

2010 · 16 episodes · 5h 30m in all · 7.1/10

Old patterns and new faces collide as the Harpers continue their hilarious struggle to keep life, love, and laundry under control.

Episodes

1. 

   1. Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud

   20 Sept 2010 · 21 min · 7.7/10

   When Jake finds out that Alan has been dating Eldridge's mom, he packs up and heads to Judith and Herb's. Meanwhile, Charlie decides it's time to cut back on boozing.

2. 

   2. A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer

   27 Sept 2010 · 21 min · 7.4/10

   Charlie is willing to do anything for Alan to accept Lyndsey's offer to move in with her.

3. 

   3. A Pudding-Filled Cactus

   4 Oct 2010 · 21 min · 6.6/10

   After moving in with Lyndsey, Alan continues to have a rendezvous with Melissa at Charlie's house.

4. 

   4. Hookers, Hookers, Hookers

   11 Oct 2010 · 21 min · 6.7/10

   Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie's house after their home burns down.

5. 

   5. The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel

   18 Oct 2010 · 21 min · 7.5/10

   Alan pretends to be Charlie when he goes out on the town; Charlie sneaks off for cosmetic surgery.

6. 

   6. Twanging Your Magic Clanger

   25 Oct 2010 · 21 min · 6.7/10

   Charlie has difficulty dealing with dating a slightly older woman.

7. 

   7. The Crazy Bitch Gazette

   1 Nov 2010 · 19 min · 7.4/10

   Charlie's girlfriend gets fed up with his stalker, Rose.

8. 

   8. Springtime on a Stick

   8 Nov 2010 · 21 min · 7.3/10

   Charlie and Alan try to set up Evelyn with Russell the pharmacist.

9. 

   9. A Good Time in Central Africa

   15 Nov 2010 · 21 min · 7.5/10

   When Berta takes a couple of days off, Charlie falls for her replacement. Meanwhile, Alan believes he's being stalked by Lyndsey's ex-husband.

10. 

    10. Ow, Ow, Don't Stop

    22 Nov 2010 · 19 min · 6.8/10

    When Charlie's ex-girlfriend Courtney is released from prison, he treats her to the good life despite her having been in prison for conning him.

11. 

    11. Dead from the Waist Down

    6 Dec 2010 · 21 min · 7.2/10

    Alan goes to great lengths to be able to get Lyndsey a nice birthday present.

12. 

    12. Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead

    13 Dec 2010 · 21 min · 6.9/10

    Depressed after his breakup from Courtney (Jenny McCarthy), Charlie goes to see his psychiatrist (Jane Lynch).

13. 

    13. Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup

    3 Jan 2011 · 21 min · 7.2/10

    Alan feels paranoid when Lyndsey becomes friendly with Charlie.

14. 

    14. Lookin' for Japanese Subs

    17 Jan 2011 · 21 min · 6.1/10

    Obsessed and believing her to be married, Charlie starts stalking Rose. Jake and Eldridge start taping themselves doing Jackass-style stunts.

15. 

    15. Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak

    7 Feb 2011 · 21 min · 7.6/10

    While Charlie and Rose carry on their "affair," Alan's chiropractic business turns into a Ponzi scheme.

16. 

    16. That Darn Priest

    14 Feb 2011 · 19 min · 7.2/10

    Rose and Alan discover each other's secrets. Meanwhile, Charlie's desperate to get some time alone with Rose.