Series 1

Episodes

1. 1

   1. The Negotiable Cow

   20 Jun 1967 · 30 min

   Argumentative old Cuss Albert Haddock proves that a cheque written on the side of a cow is legal tender.

2. 2

   2. Is a Golfer a Gentleman?

   27 Jun 1967 · 30 min

   Haddock plays a terrible round of golf, resulting in a public display of swearing that leads to him being charged under the Profane Oaths Act, which carries large fines for gentlemen. He sets out to prove that playing golf reduces a gentleman to act a fool, and that while playing, he is not legally a gentleman.

3. 3

   3. Port to Port

   4 Jul 1967 · 30 min

   Haddock has an altercation with a motorist is driving along the Mall while it is inundated, and Haddock in a small boat. The Law of the Road and the Law of the Sea conflict when giving way, the motorist is deflected off the road, and his vehicle is 'drowned' by entering deeper water. Naturally, a case ensues.

4. 4

   4. The Last Glass

   11 Jul 1967 · 30 min

5. 5

   5. The Whale Case

   18 Jul 1967 · 30 min

6. 6

   6. Is Britain a Free Country?

   25 Jul 1967 · 30 min

   To prove that he is still fighting fit, Haddock jumps into the Thames from Hammersmith Bridge. Found guilty on two charges, he must defend himself, on appeal, from charges of obstruction and spoiling a Regatta.