Dick Figures

Season 4

2012 · 10 episodes · 0h 30m in all

Episodes

1. 1

   1. Losing Streakers

   5 Apr 2012 · 3 min

   A gambling roadtrip to win rent money turns into a wild, winner-takes-all night of drunken, pooping, streaking buffoonery.

2. 2

   2. Pussy Magnet

   19 Apr 2012 · 3 min

   To help Blue lubricate his limp game, Red shares his three-step plan for getting fore-play started again.

3. 3

   3. Taco Tuesday

   3 May 2012 · 3 min

   After being caught trying to dine and dash at an Italian restaurant, Red and Blue are-a forced-a to-a deliver-a pizza-a to some hungry drunk bitches. Molto Bene!

4. 4

   4. Ocho Muerte

   17 May 2012 · 3 min

   Blue's about to get laid. Then Red appears and shows off his "Ocho Muerte." Let's just say it's big, slimy, and rhymes with "octopus."

5. 5

   5. First Day of Cool

   31 May 2012 · 3 min

   Witness the birth of Red and Blue's friendship, and the death of everyone else.

6. 6

   6. The Red Devil

   14 Jun 2012 · 3 min

   Red and Blue become accidental banditos in the mysterious land of tacos and burritos known as "Mexico."

7. 7

   7. Freshman 15

   28 Jun 2012 · 3 min

   Red attempts the impossible "Freshman 15" challenge of boning 15 freshman chicks in one night. CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!

8. 8

   8. Ballad of Lord Tourettes

   5 Jul 2012 · 3 min

   A day in the life of Lord Tourettes is a scary FUCKING thing! Swear-along as he sings all about it.

9. 9

   9. The Fart Knight Rises

   12 Jul 2012 · 3 min

   Batman and the Bloser are hired to protect the Olympics... right at Tea Time. Cheery-uh-oh. Featuring a cameo by Thomas "TomSka" Ridgewell as the villainous sidekick "Mash"!

10. 10

    10. Robot Frog

    1 Aug 2012 · 3 min

    Blue might be getting dumped. He's about to have a bad day. Red won't stop singing. Blue's problems are only beginning.