Puppets Who Kill

Season 1

2002 · 14 episodes · 7h 0m in all

Episodes

1. 1

   1. Pilot

   4 Oct 2002 · 30 min

2. 2

   2. Buttons, The City Counsellor And The City Counsellor's Wife

   11 Oct 2002 · 30 min

   When the guys at the halfway house learn all they have to do to get a satellite dish is for Buttons to sleep with the city counsellor's wife, they pressure him to do so. Meanwhile, Dan and Bill get in a battle of wills over the toilet seat.

3. 3

   3. Cuddles Goes To Jail

   18 Oct 2002 · 30 min

   Buttons testifies against an old boss and has the opportunity to make $5 million if he can keep his hands of the jury forewoman.

4. 4

   4. Buttons Goes To Court

   25 Oct 2002 · 30 min

   Dan sends Cuddles to jail for swearing and Cuddles ends up running the place by the end of his stay; Dan thinks that Bill might be the infamous testicle thief.

5. 5

   5. Bill's Brain

   31 Oct 2002 · 30 min

   Bill enters the hospital for a lobotomy unaware his surgeon has a secret grudge; Buttons has sex with a nurse in a storage room full of dangerous diseases.

6. 6

   6. The Island Of Skip-Along Pete

   8 Nov 2002 · 30 min

   Skip-Along Pete invites Rocko to his remote island planning to hunt him down for sport.

7. 7

   7. Rocko's Telethon

   15 Nov 2002 · 30 min

   Rocko goes on a telethon supporting people who were impaled and goes off the wall because Bill forgot to give him some pills to calm him down. Also, Buttons tries to hit on a woman on the telethon, and Cuddles winds up with a stripper while delivering money to the telethon.

8. 8

   8. Cuddles The Safety Mascot

   22 Nov 2002 · 30 min

   Cuddles has big shoes to fill when he replaces a legendary safety mascot who was killed on the job; Dan makes Rocko and Buttons work at a hazardous-waste site.

9. 9

   9. Dan's Crush

   29 Nov 2002 · 30 min

10. 10

    10. Dan The Greeter

    Date TBA · 30 min

    Dash gets a job as a greeter for a department store; Miss Smith becomes obsessed with Dan.

11. 11

    11. Cuddles Gets Laid

    13 Dec 2002 · 30 min

    Dan struggles to control Cuddles after Cuddles has his first sexual experience; Bill is paired with ventriloquist Curious Bob, a former partner he once attempted to kill.

12. 12

    12. Dan's Umbrella

    20 Dec 2002 · 30 min

    Dan leaves his umbrella at the CBC during a tour and has to fight the bureacracy to get it back. Bill finds and steals the CBC's secret collection of celebritiess brains

13. 13

    13. Mr. Quigley, The Asshole Next Door

    27 Dec 2002 · 30 min

14. 14

    14. The Payback

    3 Jan 2003 · 30 min