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Car 54, Where Are You?

Season 2

1962 · 30 episodes · 15h 0m in all

Episodes

  1. 1. Hail to the Chief

    16 Sept 1962 · 30 min

    Because their partnership has lasted so long, the secret service choose Toody and Muldoon to drive the president to the U.N. Unfortunately, Muldoon is incapacitated by the stress of ferrying his hero, Kennedy.

  2. 2. One Sleepy People

    23 Sept 1962 · 30 min

    Francis and Lucille get the wrong idea, while watching a steamy movie on TV, that each loves the other.

  3. 3. A Man Is Not an Ox

    30 Sept 1962 · 30 min

    When a medical doctor sees similarities between two oxen yoked together for 10 years and Car 54's occupants, the boys try to behave out-of-sync, but fail.

  4. 4. Schnauser's Last Ride

    7 Oct 1962 · 30 min

    The boys recount what happened when Schnauser was taken off his mounted police route.

  5. 5. Toody & Muldoon Sing Along with Mitch

    14 Oct 1962 · 30 min

    When the 53rd precinct Whippoorwills audition for Mitch Miller, it's clear which of the 4 is the problem, but who will tell Toody?

  6. 6. Occupancy, August 1st

    21 Oct 1962 · 30 min

    Mrs. Bronson causes trouble again -- by moving in to her promised apartment on the day it was promised to her -- but it's not finished! Once again she's adept at deflecting all opponents.

  7. 7. Remember St. Petersburg

    28 Oct 1962 · 30 min

    A fortune-telling scam ring mistakes Leo as royalty, and calls Sylvia with the news. Another mistake has the con artists convincing an undercover Toody that he's royalty, and Leo's his brother.

  8. 8. That's Show Business

    4 Nov 1962 · 30 min

    Muldoon's sister Peggy lands a part in the play "Waiting for Wednesday" and the boys of the 53rd Precinct become financial backers before learning that it's a gritty play about police brutality.

  9. 9. Toody Undercover

    11 Nov 1962 · 30 min

    Toody winds up undercover as part of a mob ring. His intimate knowledge of the area (bank layouts, burglar alarms & patrolmen habits) makes him a better crook than cop.

  10. 10. I Hate Captain Block

    18 Nov 1962 · 30 min

    When Toody takes care of Captain Block's parrot, he decides to teach it to talk. But this backfires when he says he hates Captain Block in front of the bird, and the parrot begins repeating it.

  11. 11. A Star Is Born in the Bronx

    25 Nov 1962 · 30 min

    Sylvia Schnauser goes into delusional rapture when asked to plug cookies on television.

  12. 12. Pretzel Mary

    2 Dec 1962 · 30 min

    The boys finally bust a nasty nuisance in the Park - "Pretzel Mary". When they see her deplorable living conditions they replace her furniture - not realizing what they're taking away.

  13. 13. 142 Tickets on the Aisle

    9 Dec 1962 · 30 min

    When the boys of the 53rd Precinct suddenly show an interest in the clean and uplifting Broadway epic "Little Miss Pioneer," so does the prurient public.

  14. 14. Stop Thief

    16 Dec 1963 · 30 min

    After overhearing the Captain rehearsing a play in his office, the boys think he's a kleptomaniac! They "cover" for him by re-stealing all his Xmas presents. Can they make things right by the end of Christmas Eve?

  15. 15. Je T'Adore Muldoon

    30 Dec 1962 · 30 min

    To get girl-shy Francis to ask the Captain's niece to the Mardi Gras Ball, the 53rd conspires to boost his ego. Suddenly, he's a Casanova! Who will go to the Ball?

  16. 16. The White Elephant

    6 Jan 1963 · 30 min

    A gang buys the cursed eatery next to the bank to drill through the common wall into the vault -- but the boys of the 53rd stop by to see how they're doing, and help them establish a luncheonette instead.

  17. 17. Benny the Bookie's Last Chance

    13 Jan 1963 · 30 min

    Benny's up for parole yet again, and the boys are sure he's going straight now. They set him up w/a candy store, and when he gets "in trouble" and tries mightily to get back in jail, the 53rd won't hear of it

  18. 18. The Presidential Itch

    20 Jan 1963 · 30 min

    An unexpected challenger vies to unseat Muldoon in his bid to be reelected as president of the policeman's Brotherhood Club.

  19. 19. Toody & Muldoon Meet the Russians

    27 Jan 1963 · 30 min

    The boys chaperon two Russian ambassadors, and turn them into American capitalists.

  20. 20. Here We Go Again

    3 Feb 1963 · 30 min

    Muldoon's father, Patrick was a police captain and a hero -- or was he?

  21. 21. The Star Boarder

    10 Feb 1963 · 30 min

    Gunther and Lucille Toody are trying to make some extra money. They decide to rent a room,taking in a preacher as a paying boarder. He seems as honest as the day is long but is he actually who he says he is?

  22. 22. The Biggest Day of the Year

    17 Feb 1963 · 30 min

    After Tooday tells Muldoon that "today's a very important day",Muldoon,the men & high ranking officials,try to figure out why it is.

  23. 23. Here Comes Charlie

    24 Feb 1963 · 30 min

    The boys of the 53rd Precinct attempt to help rehabilitate chronically drunk Charlie by finding him a job where he won't be tempted to drink, but the officers'regular visits to check up on Charlie have an unnerving effect on his teetotalist coworkers. A Larry Storch tour de force!

  24. 24. See You at the Bar Mitzvah

    3 Mar 1963 · 30 min

    When the boys find out that no one is going to the Bar Mitzvah of one boy on their basketball team because of his hated father, they spring into action.

  25. 25. I've Been Here Before

    10 Mar 1963 · 30 min

    A criminal gang bases its heists on the plots of the television program "Crimebusters," which program is also one of Officer Toody's favorite shows.

  26. 26. Joan Crawford Didn't Say No

    17 Mar 1963 · 30 min

    When a septuagenarian delicatessen owner reports he will be marrying Joan Crawford, the boys of the 53rd are sent out to bust the phony matrimonial service that promises to pair its clients with Hollywood movie stars.

  27. 27. Lucille Is 40

    24 Mar 1963 · 30 min

    Lucille is upset over turning 40, so Gunther decides to surprise her by buying her a wig for a birthday gift, a deceptively simple endeavor fraught with misunderstanding and melodrama when nosy Sylvia Schnauser stumbles upon the scheme.

  28. 28. The Loves of Sylvia Schnauser

    31 Mar 1963 · 30 min

    Sylvia Schnauser helps the police dept. to set a trap for con artists posing as book publishers.

  29. 29. Puncher & Judy

    7 Apr 1963 · 30 min

    At the begging and pleading of a girl (Shari Lewis) at a local beauty parlor, Toody and Muldoon enlist the help of champion boxer, (Sugar Ray Robinson) in a scheme to discourage a local male hair dresser at the same parlor from continuing his amateur boxing career.

  30. 30. The Curse of the Snitkins

    14 Apr 1963 · 30 min

    A jinx arrives at the 53rd and continues his streak of bringing bad luck wherever he goes.

Car 54, Where Are You? Season 2: quick answers

How many episodes are in Car 54, Where Are You? Season 2?

Season 2 of Car 54, Where Are You? has 30 episodes, about 15 hours in total.

When did Car 54, Where Are You? Season 2 come out?

Season 2 premiered on 16 Sept 1962.

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