Season 2

Episodes

1. 1

   1. Me Love You Decent Amount of Time

   27 Apr 2011

   An Asian brothel opens in the immediate neighborhood and draws many of Svetlana's clients away. While Svetlana fights back, her gay friend Jared investigates Vlad to determine his true sexual orientation.

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   2. Narnia

   4 May 2011

   After Eddie frames Svetlana for Phil's murder, she faces "five to life" in prison—and has trouble readjusting to civilian life after she's paroled. (Note: This episode ends with a music video entitled "Hos Before Bros," featuring music by Keith Atkins and lyrics by Kyle Perzanoski.)

3. 3

   3. Water-Board Certified

   11 May 2011

   Vlad is abducted by government officials and waterboarded while Svetlana tries to get rid of a negligible amount of belly weight gain.

4. 4

   4. Amerimorphation

   18 May 2011

   Svetlana pretends to be an all-American in order to become part of a documentary on American entrepreneurs.

5. 5

   5. Corkage Fee

   25 May 2011

   Svetlana turns to a plastic surgeon after her previous breast augmentation suffers a rupture. Meanwhile, Vlad makes a disastrous attempt at male prostitution. (Note: This episode features Iris Bahr in a secondary role as Sandy, a snide receptionist.)

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   6. Mom! Dad!

   1 Jun 2011

   Liam's disapproving parents threaten to ruin her wedding to Marina, which Svetlana is busy trying to organize.

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   7. Milking It

   8 Jun 2011

   When Natasha expresses a desire to adopt a baby, Svetlana calls in a favor and arranges to have a Haitian infant delivered to the house. However, when Tomas arrives, he isn't exactly what Svetlana was anticipating.

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   8. Outta Here Like Vladimir: Part 1 "Cookies and Cream"

   15 Jun 2011

   While taking out the trash, Vlad meets a pretty neighbor, Phoebe (Wendi McLendon-Covey), and immediately dumps Svetlana for her.

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   9. Outta Here Like Vladimir: Part II "URF"

   22 Jun 2011

   Svetlana, in despair, marries Vivek, an Indian man, and is trying everything to become a good housewife. Meanwhile, Vlad finds it harder and harder to cope with his new girlfriend's nymphomaniacal tendencies.

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    10. Yearning for Zionism

    29 Jun 2011

    Svetlana tries to prevent Vlad from pimping Natasha on the streets in the middle of the night—and ends up brainwashed by a religious cult.

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    11. Bringing Up Baby

    6 Jul 2011

    When Marina and Liam announce their desire for a baby, Svetlana goes looking for a suitable sperm donor.

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    12. Look It!

    13 Jul 2011

    An exterminator contaminates the brothel with poison spray and the family goes on their first ever camping trip to get fresh air.