Season 5

1990 · 25 episodes · 9h 10m in all · 7.5/10

1. We'll Follow the Sun
23 Sept 1990 · 22 min · 7.3/10
The Bundys get stuck in traffic on Labor Day.
2. Al... with Kelly
30 Sept 1990 · 22 min · 7.9/10
Al and Kelly pretend to be sick so they can avoid going with Peggy and Bud to Wanker County, but Kelly ends up really getting sick and Al has to care for her for the entire week which interrupts Al's fantasies of being with two beautiful women.
3. Sue Casa, His Casa
7 Oct 1990 · 22 min · 7.4/10
After Al decides he doesn't need insurance, Bud gets in an accident and they counter sue the other driver with Marcy as a witness.
4. The Unnatural
14 Oct 1990 · 22 min · 7.7/10
Al's softball team wants to bench him before the big championship, but Peggy, Kelly and Bud hold three of the required votes to omit him. Peggy is swayed by the hunk who will replace Al, while it takes food to get the kids' votes.
5. The Dance Show
21 Oct 1990 · 22 min · 7.2/10
Al doesn't mind Peggy going out with Marcy every night to a ballroom dance hall and dance the night away with a handsome man named Andy, until another man, named Pete, tells Al that Peggy is stealing someone's husband - his.
6. Kelly Bounces Back
28 Oct 1990 · 22 min · 7.8/10
Kelly auditions for a job as a spokesperson for the new Allante car.
7. Married... with Aliens
4 Nov 1990 · 22 min · 8.0/10
Al gets a visit from small green aliens who steal his socks.
8. Wabbit Season
11 Nov 1990 · 22 min · 7.3/10
A rabbit destroys Al's fantasy of having a vegetable garden.
9. Do Ya Think I'm Sexy
18 Nov 1990 · 22 min · 7.7/10
Al become the neighborhood stud when some women see him move a couch.
10. One Down, Two to Go
25 Nov 1990 · 22 min · 7.5/10
Kelly moves out after Al beats up yet another of her boyfriends. This upsets Peggy, who becomes an overprotective mom, to Bud's dislike.
11. And Baby Makes Money
16 Dec 1990 · 22 min · 7.6/10
Al and Peggy try to have another baby after a dead relative promised $500,000 to the couple who provide an heir named after him.
12. Married... with Who
6 Jan 1991 · 22 min · 7.4/10
Marcy wakes up after a drunken night and finds herself married to Jefferson.
13. The Godfather
3 Feb 1991 · 22 min · 8.3/10
Al becomes the neighborhood godfather when Kelly starts dating a 41-year-old man with the right connections.
14. Look Who's Barking
10 Feb 1991 · 22 min · 6.7/10
Buck brings a female dog into the house, and feels neglected when the family only care about the new dog.
15. A Man's Castle
17 Feb 1991 · 22 min · 7.8/10
Al is horrified when Peggy completely redecorates his bathroom, turning it pink.
16. All Night Security Dude
24 Feb 1991 · 22 min · 7.6/10
Al gets a job as a security guard at Polk High, but gets fired after the championship trophy is stolen by Al's old nemesis.
17. Oldies but Young 'Uns
17 Mar 1991 · 22 min · 7.7/10
Al goes crazy trying to remember the name of a song he heard on the radio.
18. Weenie Tot Lovers & Other Strangers
24 Mar 1991 · 22 min · 7.7/10
Al has to choose whether to spend his money on Bud's visit to the White House or letting Kelly enter a Miss Weenie Tot contest.
19. Kids! Wadaya Gonna Do?
7 Apr 1991 · 22 min · 7.2/10
Al and Peggy take over Marcy's house when they go to watch a movie there. Meanwhile, Bud takes a girl to a concert and Kelly babysits a lot of horrible children.
20. Top of the Heap
7 Apr 1991 · 22 min · 5.8/10
In a spinoff attempt of Married ... with Children, we follow the lives of Charlie and Vinnie Verducci. Charlie wants Vinnie to marry rich to get a better life and they go to a formal fund raiser to meet rich women.
21. You Better Shop Around (1)
14 Apr 1991 · 22 min · 8.1/10
Al buys a cheap old air conditioner which leads to a massive blackout in the entire neighborhood, forcing the Bundy's to move into a supermarket.
22. You Better Shop Around (2)
21 Apr 1991 · 22 min · 8.1/10
The Bundys and the D'Arcys face off to see who can spend the $1,000 shopping spree first. Meanwhile, Bud and Kelly bother celebrity Jerry Mathers who judges the contest.
23. Route 666 (1)
28 Apr 1991 · 22 min · 7.5/10
The Bundy car breaks down in New Mexico and they have to call Marcy and Jefferson for help.
24. Route 666 (2)
5 May 1991 · 22 min · 7.8/10
The Bundys and the D'Arcys face the effects of greed as they discover a gold mine in the desert.
25. Buck the Stud
19 May 1991 · 22 min · 6.8/10
A man offers the Bundys $10,000 if they allow Buck to breed with his dog.