Season 1

2012 · 10 episodes · 3h 40m in all · 2.0/10

1. This Is My Crazy Family
8 Aug 2012 · 22 min · 2.0/10
The family heads to the summer Redneck Games to get down and dirty.
2. Gonna Be A Glitz Pig
8 Aug 2012 · 22 min
Sugar Bear buys Alana a miniature pig that she names Glitzy, to cheer her up after a couple of pageant losses. Later, June signs Alana and Pumpkin up for an etiquette class.
3. She Oooo'd Herself
15 Aug 2012 · 22 min
June saves money for Alana's pageant fees, while Alana gets a new coach and tries to perfect a tough routine. Later, the family throws a baby shower for Chickadee.
4. I'm Sassified!
15 Aug 2012 · 22 min
Alana's dress won't fit, and June only has two days to get a new one before a big pageant. Meanwhile, mom and the girls go to the spa as the family get ready for June and Sugar Bear's anniversary.
5. What Is a Door Nut?
22 Aug 2012 · 22 min
The family's plans for their annual Christmas in July are interrupted when Anna is rushed to the hospital with contractions; June wonders if the family should send their pet pig back to the breeder.
6. A Bunch of Wedgies
29 Aug 2012 · 22 min
A reality series following 6-year-old beauty queen Alana "Honey Boo Boo" Thompson and her family in rural Georgia.
7. Shh! It's a Wig
5 Sept 2012 · 22 min
The family celebrate July 4th with a picnic and fireworks; Sugar Bear brings home a pool that requires some assembly; June hunts for a wig for Alana to wear in her next pageant.
8. Time for Sketti!
12 Sept 2012 · 22 min
Alana sets up a lemonade stand to raise money for her next pageant. Meanwhile, June invents ways to keep the girls occupied and makes the family's favorite meal, "sketti," for supper.
9. Ah-Choo!
19 Sept 2012 · 22 min
June takes the girls to bingo for a chance to win $1000; Alana gets advice on pageants from Miss Georgia 2011; the family celebrate Alana's seventh birthday.
10. It Is What It Is
26 Sept 2012 · 22 min
In the Season 1 finale, Alana's preparations for a big pageant are interrupted when Anna goes into labor.