Episodes
- 1
1. Sorry, Wrong Lips
6 Oct 1982 · 30 min
Debbie Reynolds plays an actress whose torrid memoirs convince Mel he's the one she remembers as the greatest kisser in her life.
- 2
2. Do You Take . . . ?
13 Oct 1982 · 30 min
Mel tries to outdo an old buddy who shows up boasting a track record of fast living and sporting a blonde on his arm as proof.
- 3
3. The Secret of Mel's Diner
20 Oct 1982 · 30 min
There's gold in them there walls, or so Mel reckons after learning that the eccentric who built his diner left $20,000 stashed in another building.
- 4
4. Alice at the Palace
27 Oct 1982 · 30 min
Joel Grey offers his services gratis as the leading man in a musical revue bankrolled by Mel and featuring Alice. Mel, however, has never heard of Grey and gives the role to his bookie.
- 5
5. Joel Grey Saves the Day
3 Nov 1982 · 30 min
Joel Grey walks out after producer Mel turns a revue about New York into a desert musical with tunes like ""Two Tootsies from Tucson"" and ""Ramona from Arizona.""
- 6
6. Alice's Turkey of a Thanksgiving
10 Nov 1982 · 30 min
Alice's meddlesome mother knocks the stuffing out of her daughter's Thanksgiving dinner.
- 7
7. Carrie on the Rebound
9 Jan 1983 · 30 min
Carrie is slow to come out of a depression after a quickie divorce.
- 8
8. Jolene's Brother Jonas
16 Jan 1983 · 30 min
Jolene's brother pays a surprise visit, but the surprise is on him, he gets an icy reception from his sister.
- 9
9. Alice Sees the Light
28 Feb 1983 · 30 min
Everyone takes with a grain of salt Alice's claim that she saw a UFO.
- 10
10. Vera the Virtuoso
7 Mar 1983 · 30 min
Vera, whose cello playing can reduce a virtuoso to tears, is asked to play in a local string quartet.
- 11
11. Alice Faces the Music
14 Mar 1983 · 30 min
The waitresses pit their musical knowledge against that of three plumbers on a TV quiz show.
- 12
12. Tommy, the Jailbird
21 Mar 1983 · 30 min
Alice fears that freshman Tommy is abusing his new freedom away from home by majoring in extracurricular activities.
- 13
13. Jolene and the Night Watchman
28 Mar 1983 · 30 min
Jolene can't bring herself to bruise the tender feelings of a bruiser who saved her life and now considers her his girl.
- 14
14. Mel's Dream Car
11 Apr 1983 · 30 min
Mel is stripping his gears over his jazzy new Porsche he purchased for a measly $20.
- 15
15. Come Back Little Sharples
17 Apr 1983 · 30 min
Mel has had it up to his keister with the way things are going so he absconds to his apartment for a beer and pizza binge.
- 16
16. Vera, the Torch
24 Apr 1983 · 30 min
Vera wishes her landlady the worst for evicting her pets then feels responsible when the old crank's apartment catches on fire.
- 17
17. The Grass is Always Greener
1 May 1983 · 30 min
In role reversals, Mel becomes an employee by accepting an executive position with a catering firm, and the waitresses become owners by buying his diner.
- 18
18. Tommy Fouls Out
15 May 1983 · 30 min
Afraid that he's lost the ""right stuff,"" Tommy quits the basketball team.
- 19
19. Vera on the Lam
22 May 1983 · 30 min
After Mel decides to have the waitresses bonded, Vera owns up to a criminal past and takes it on the lam.
- 20
20. Mel's Cousin Wendy?
29 May 1983 · 30 min
To steal a competitor's secret sauce recipe, Mel persuades his cousin to pose as a woman and apply for a job as a Burger Baby.
- 21
21. Sweet Erasable Mel
5 Jun 1983 · 30 min
Mel's experiment with a computer goes well until Vera enters a transaction and erases every trace of Mel's financial existance.
- 22
22. Tommy Hyatt, Business Consultant
12 Jun 1983 · 30 min
Using Tommy's marketing advice, Mel increases his business but also learns he's heading for bankruptcy.
- 23
23. Jolene Lets the Cat Out of the Bag
18 Sept 1983 · 30 min
Jolene's hair is standing on end with a cat burglar prowling her neighborhood.
Alice Season 7: quick answers
How many episodes are in Alice Season 7?
Season 7 of Alice has 23 episodes, about 12 hours in total.
When did Alice Season 7 come out?
Season 7 premiered on 6 Oct 1982.