Season 3

2011 · 31 episodes · 1h 30m in all

1. Secret Girl Language (with Ashley Benson)
1 Sept 2011 · 4 min
It’s not what you say, it’s how you say it.
2. Wayne Gretzky’s Trick Shots!!
12 Sept 2011 · 2 min
Go ahead. Try this at home.
3. Steve Jobs’ Substitute (with Christopher McDonald)
21 Sept 2011 · 3 min
It’s Mr. Cook, but you can call him Tim.
4. Photoshop’s New Hover Hand Tool
27 Sept 2011 · 3 min
Retouching what you couldn’t touch.
5. We Are the 1%
24 Oct 2011 · 3 min
Minorities have it rough in this country.
6. Transformers in 1-D
15 Dec 2011 · 2 min
Also playing in zero-D.
7. In the Unlikely Event…
10 Nov 2011 · 4 min
They’re prepared for anything. Way, way too prepared.
8. The Ultimate Internet Love Song
5 Apr 2011 · 4 min
You meme the world to me.
9. The Twelve Beards of Christmas
19 Dec 2011 · 4 min
The beard makes the man.
10. Honest Holiday Card Song
21 Dec 2011 · 3 min
Sing a song of sadness.
11. The Meatball Sub 4S
17 Oct 2011 · 1 min
For all of you Steve Slobs out there.
12. The Student Film Awards
22 Feb 2012 · 3 min
The only real losers are the audience.
13. Obama’s Young Adult Novel Plan
20 Feb 2012 · 4 min
Can Twilight save America?
14. The Clown Vote
5 Mar 2012 · 6 min
Patrick sits down with real clowns for real talk about the 2012 election. And also about balloon animals.
15. My So-Called Homeland
14 Mar 2012 · 3 min
Showtime’s new drama presents a world of lies, deceit, and homecoming.
16. The Hunger Games Game
20 Mar 2012 · 2 min
The new board game where girls face their biggest fears: dating and death.
17. Skyrim Hoarders
28 Mar 2012 · 3 min
The only thing more dangerous than dragons is yourself.
18. Very Maggie Smith: Sex and Sexuality
1 Apr 2012 · 3 min
Butler stays abreast of Maggie Smith’s love life.
19. Big Dick Birth Defect
2 Apr 2012 · 3 min
The news every father dreads hearing… without his friends around to also hear it.
20. In Your Head Yoga
31 Oct 2011 · 3 min
Did you ever wonder what the people in your yoga class were thinking?
21. The Last Supper at a Chain Restaurant
4 Apr 2012 · 4 min
Jesus has trouble stealing attention away from the Bloomin’ Onion.
22. Sex Talk
1 Dec 2011 · 2 min
Nobody likes talking about the birds and bees.
23. Fantasy Football
5 Apr 2012 · 3 min
There’s only one thing more important than the fate of the world.
24. Starbucks CEO Revenge
20 Dec 2011 · 2 min
Starbucks is reversing its bathroom policy.
25. Wild American Eagle Models
11 Apr 2012 · 3 min
Sexy models caught in their natural environment: unnatural environments.
26. Grad School Scam
24 Jan 2012 · 2 min
The biggest financial scam in history is revealed.
27. Wish I Had a Portal Gun
20 Sept 2011 · 3 min
Hopefully they’ll make a Portal 3 so this song can be in the ending credits.
28. Facebook IPO Day
9 Feb 2012 · 2 min
More money, more privacy problems.
29. Picking Up Women with Ryan Gosling
1 Mar 2012 · 2 min
When it comes to scoring with the ladies, no one does it like Ryan Gosling.
30. Cat vs. Dog: Dog Wins
Date TBA · 2 min
It’s cats vs. dogs in a video game battle for pet supremacy. Dog Wins!
31. Cat vs. Dog: Cat Wins
Date TBA · 2 min
It’s cats vs. dogs in a video game battle for pet supremacy. Cat Wins!