Deep Space 69

Season 1

2012 · 15 episodes · 0h 47m in all

"Deep Space 69: Unrated and Fully Unfurled" chronicles the misadventures of a transport ship in outer space led by Jay and his co-captain Hamilton.

Episodes

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   1. Dictator Ship

   15 Jul 2012 · 3 min

   Jay and Hamilton accept a mission to take a brutal Dictators sexy daughters to safety. Jay makes the simple mistake of having an orgy with the daughters and enrages the Dictator. Jay must win his freedom the honorable way, a crystal sword fight to the death.

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   2. Looking for Love in Alderaan Places

   26 Aug 2012 · 3 min

   Jay and Hamilton head to the beautiful planet of Alderaan to investigate a newly legal teenage princess.

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   3. The Crotch Hugger

   16 Sept 2012 · 3 min

   Jay has a hard choice deciding between two species.

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   4. Shipphylis

   11 Nov 2012 · 3 min

   The OGC-1 contracts an STD (ship troubling decision) after going through a dirty black hole.

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   5. License to Bone

   25 Nov 2012 · 3 min

   The only thing standing between Jay and his space license is a licentious land-octopus.

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   6. The Legend of Bronze Johnson

   9 Dec 2012 · 3 min

   Jay gets selected for a most special and terrifying dong honor on the planet Terra Bliss.

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   7. Blade Jogger

   30 Dec 2012 · 3 min

   Jay's new lady friend causes some trouble when it turns out she is a fugitive replicant.

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   8. Sirens of Tetons

   13 Jan 2013 · 3 min

   Jay follows the siren song of the most beautiful honeys in the universe but like the old Mon Calamari proverb goes, “it’s a trap!”

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   9. Femalien Fatale

   27 Jan 2013 · 3 min

   The OGC-1 has been assigned transport of a dangerous and sexy criminal.

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    10. Pride and Predator Juice

    10 Feb 2013 · 3 min

    Jay takes drastic measures when a manly man makes him insecure about his manhood.

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    11. She Was a Lady Planet

    24 Feb 2013 · 3 min

    The OGC-1 makes a “scientific” exploration of a planet that may be the biggest lady in the universe.

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    12. Herman

    10 Mar 2013 · 3 min

    Hamilton breaks a space rule by adopting a pet while Jay deals with his airlock addiction.

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    13. The Galactic Bonesmen: Part 1

    11 Apr 2013 · 3 min

    Jay gets recruited to join a secret society of galactic bonesmen, Hamilton is not invited.

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    14. The Galactic Bonesmen: Part 2

    25 Apr 2013 · 4 min

    The saga continues as Jay heads to a spring break planet full of roofied drinks, carnivorous plant based harlots and sexy new friends.

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    15. The Galactic Bonesmen: Part 3

    6 May 2013 · 4 min

    Jay returns to the GBM-1 to rectify space douchiness in the explosive conclusion to the galactic boner saga.