The Drinky Crow Show

Season 1

2008 · 10 episodes · 2h 0m in all

Episodes

1. 

   1. Beer Goggles

   23 Nov 2008 · 12 min

   In order to date his loathsome girlfriend without gagging, Drinky Crow tears out his eyes and replaces them with beer goggles.

2. 

   2. Tunnel Girls

   28 Dec 2008 · 12 min

   Uncle Gabby dates a girl who is looking for a cheap thrill before her wedding night, while a harem of girls who can turn into a race car try to seduce Drinky Crow.

3. 

   3. Organs

   14 Dec 2008 · 12 min

   Drinky Crow infuriates his brain by quitting drinking, Gabby dates a sexy French spy trapped in a cage, and a young syphlis with a lot to prove fights his bladder.

4. 

   4. Whale Show

   30 Nov 2008 · 12 min

   When Drinky Crow's girlfriend dies horribly, he decides to convert his grief into money at a marine theme park that specializes in sex, violence, and meta-humor.

5. 

   5. Old Girlfriend

   21 Dec 2008 · 12 min

   Drinky Crow's old girlfriend comes back into his life but is only interested in sex and slavery.

6. 

   6. God of Monkeys

   7 Dec 2008 · 12 min

   Uncle Gabby gives Drinky Crow a hernia, and feels guilt for the first time in his life, so he orders an immense Monkey God from the internet.

7. 

   7. Elephant Man

   4 Jan 2009 · 12 min

   Drinky Crow befriends a hideous freak with Proteus syndrome on a suicide hotline, and Uncle Gabby resolves to steal him away for himself.

8. 

   8. Bar

   11 Jan 2009 · 12 min

   The sleazy Maakies bar becomes gentrified and Drinky Crow is inspired to commit many horrible and gruesome murders.

9. 

   9. Aspire

   18 Jan 2009 · 12 min

   Drinky Crow must solve two mysteries – where are the ship's rats coming from and where is the French spy DeBoursay hiding her atomic reactor. The two solutions are as surprising as they are disgusting.

10. 

    10. Peace

    25 Jan 2009 · 12 min

    When Peace breaks out, Drinky Crow discovers his girlfriend is expecting eggs, and joins a torture and revenge racket to make ends meet.