Season 5

2011 · 15 episodes · 12h 0m in all

1. There's No Place Like Home
15 Aug 2011 · 48 min
In the Season 5 opener, matchmaking maven Patti Stanger tries to forge a love connection for a fast-talking Internet mogul. Her other client is a worldly and outwardly charming production-company owner.
2. The Chauvanist and the Playboy
22 Aug 2011 · 48 min
Patti plays matchmaker for a moneyed playboy. She also works for a Canadian who holds a negative view of career women. Deeming him a chauvinist, Patti enlists mother and mogul Tori Spelling to enlighten him about the all-encompassing modern-day woman.
3. The Prince and I
29 Aug 2011 · 48 min
Patti's clients are an awkward comedy writer who recently became a millionaire and an alleged prince who boasts about his fame and fortune.
4. Mama's Boy Meets Southern Gentleman
8 Sept 2011 · 48 min
An unassuming Southern gentleman mending a broken heart attempts to wade back into the dating pool with Patti's help. Patti's other client is a banker, but she pegs him as an insincere player-wannabe. As such, relationship counselor Pat Allen arrives to set the banker straight.
5. The Boys Are Back in Town
15 Sept 2011 · 48 min
Patti hosts her very first all-gay mixer. She also tries to arrange a love connection for Madison Hildebrand ("Million Dollar Listing") while enlisting a therapist to help her second millionaire client.
6. The Plastic Surgeon & the Pole Dancer
22 Sept 2011 · 48 min
Patti plays matchmaker for a controlling plastic surgeon from Las Vegas. Her other client is a thrice-divorced pole-dancing instructor who receives a makeover courtesy of Patti.
7. Helping the Self-Helpers
25 Sept 2011 · 48 min
Patti springs into action to bring romance into the lives of two self-help specialists—one is a celebrity hypnotherapist and the other is a motivational speaker.
8. A Tale of Two Nice Guys
6 Oct 2011 · 48 min
Patti spins her matchmaking magic for two amiable men. One is a returnee who is seeking the perfect woman and the other is a divorced father of three.
9. The Brothers Cruz
13 Oct 2011 · 48 min
Patti tries to set up dates and mates for two sibling bodybuilders. It'll be heavy lifting for Patti, as one brother has spent the last three years in prison and the other went through a divorce after only six months of marriage.
10. The Young and the Loveless
1 Nov 2011 · 48 min
Patti works for two young clients. One is a big-bucks computer programmer who lacks dating confidence, so Patti enlists Jenny McCarthy to tutor him in the fine art of wooing a lady. The second client is a twentysomething trust-fund baby with a penchant for being superficial.
11. Mr. Las Vegas and Mr. Personality
8 Nov 2011 · 48 min
Patti takes on a gender-bender case when she tries to find love for a colorful Las Vegas female impersonator. Patti also cooks up a love connection for a food-business owner who lacks personality.
12. The Player and the Piano Player
15 Nov 2011 · 48 min
Patti tries to create great date-and-mate fate for a fiftysomething musician and hopeless romantic who never married and hopes to have children. Patti also calls a romantic play for retired football player Marcellus Wiley.
13. Patti Meets Her Match
22 Nov 2011 · 48 min
Patti Stanger herself is the client in the Season 5 finale. Patti's own team try to forge a love connection for the matchmaking maven, as she wades into mixers and dates to find a new romance.
14. Reunion Part 1
29 Nov 2011 · 48 min
Andy Cohen hosts Part 1 of a two-part reunion featuring matchmaker Patti Stanger and some of her most memorable clients, including former NFL player Marcellus Wiley and reality personality Madison Hildebrand.
15. Reunion Part 2
6 Dec 2011 · 48 min
Andy Cohen hosts the conclusion of a two-part reunion installment featuring matchmaker Patti Stanger chatting about Season 5 dramas and revisiting some of her most memorable big-bucks yet romantically challenged clients.