Season 7

2002 · 23 episodes · 8h 26m in all · 7.6/10

1. Get Your Freak Off
3 Nov 2002 · 22 min · 7.5/10
Bobby meets a new girl, but Hank objects to her parents' liberal parenting style.
2. The Fat and the Furious
10 Nov 2002 · 22 min · 7.4/10
A competitive eating groupie encourages Bill to enter a hot dog eating contest.
3. Bad Girls, Bad Girls, Whatcha Gonna Do
17 Nov 2002 · 22 min · 8.4/10
Connie's delinquent cousin captivates Bobby, who's oblivious when she turns their science project into a drug lab.
4. Goodbye Normal Jeans
24 Nov 2002 · 22 min · 8.2/10
Hank is opposed to Bobby's taking Home Economics, until his domestic skills outshine those of Peggy, who tries to sabotage his Thanksgiving meal.
5. Dances With Dogs
1 Dec 2002 · 22 min · 7.6/10
A dog-dancing contest pits Hank and Ladybird against Bobby and Connie's dog, while Bill tries to partner with a rottweiler.
6. The Son Also Roses
8 Dec 2002 · 22 min · 7.5/10
Bobby's preference for gardening over gridiron irks Hank, until he enters Bobby in a rose-growing contest.
7. The Texas Skillsaw Massacre
15 Dec 2002 · 22 min · 7.5/10
Hank is ordered to take an anger-management class after accidentally cutting one of Dale's fingers off. Dale claims it was retaliation for his causing Hank's kitchen floor to collapse.
8. Full Metal Dust Jacket
5 Jan 2003 · 22 min · 7.0/10
Seeking an invitation to a book club, Peggy takes over the lease for a bookstore, where business is a bust--until she lets Dale sell guns there, too.
9. Pigmalion
12 Jan 2003 · 22 min · 5.4/10
A local pork producer is impressed by Luanne, who goes to his home for a job interview but comes away as his girlfriend.
10. Megalo Dale
12 Jan 2003 · 22 min · 9.0/10
Dale exterminates at the Mega Lo Mart, thanks to an endorsement from a reluctant Hank.
11. Boxing Luanne
2 Feb 2003 · 22 min · 6.5/10
Luanne becomes a boxer and, buoyed by success in fixed fights, challenges George Foreman's daughter.
12. Vision Quest
9 Feb 2003 · 22 min · 7.5/10
Worried about how Dale is raising Joseph, John Redcorn asks Hank to take the boy he fathered on a Native American rite of passage.
13. Queasy Rider
16 Feb 2003 · 22 min · 7.6/10
Hank and Peggy find marital salvation in a motorcycle--until their first long trip.
14. Board Games
2 Mar 2003 · 22 min · 6.7/10
Peggy, Minh and Nancy bond to save a school program, but split up when Minh decides she's the best candidate for a school-board seat.
15. An Officer and a Gentle Boy
9 Mar 2003 · 22 min · 7.8/10
To toughen up Bobby, Hank decides to send him to Cotton's old boot camp, unaware that lawsuits have altered the severe conditions.
16. The Miseducation of Bobby Hill
16 Mar 2003 · 22 min · 8.0/10
Despite a lack of seasoning that Hank deems mandatory, Bobby becomes a whiz at selling propane grills; Bill takes an inadvertent balloon ride.
17. The Good Buck
30 Mar 2003 · 22 min · 7.4/10
Kicked out by his wife, Hank's hard-living boss, Buck, turns to religion, assisted by his personal Bible coach: Luanne.
18. I Never Promised You an Organic Garden
13 Apr 2003 · 22 min · 8.3/10
Peggy takes over the organic garden at Bobby's school, but an insect infestation threatens her hope of making the post permanent.
19. Be True to Your Fool
27 Apr 2003 · 22 min · 7.6/10
After inadvertently spreading lice to his buddies, a shunned and depressed Bill winds up in jail, where his popularity soars.
20. Racist Dawg
4 May 2003 · 22 min · 7.3/10
A handyman sees racism in a bite from Ladybird, suspected of picking up subconscious cues from her master, Hank.
21. Night and Deity
11 May 2003 · 22 min · 8.1/10
A pest-control expert's chemistry with Dale worries Nancy; Hank is the designated driver as Luanne turns 21.
22. Maid in Arlen
18 May 2003 · 22 min · 8.0/10
To escape her daughter-in-law, Kahn's mother does maid work for the Hills, and for Bill, who finds the woman romantically made-to-order.
23. The Witches of East Arlen
18 May 2003 · 22 min · 8.5/10
Reading tarot cards introduces Bobby to a coven of compatriots who want to train him to become a wizard.