Season 8

2003 · 22 episodes · 8h 4m in all · 7.5/10

1. Patch Boomhauer
2 Nov 2003 · 22 min · 7.3/10
When Boomhauer's brother, Patch, announces he's getting married to Boomhauer's old girlfriend, Hank mistakenly comes to believe that Boomhauer is out to sabotage the wedding.
2. Reborn to Be Wild
9 Nov 2003 · 22 min · 7.9/10
Hank likes Bobby's new Christian youth group, but not their methods of worship, which include skateboarding and punk rock.
3. New Cowboy on the Block
16 Nov 2003 · 22 min · 7.5/10
The thrill of an ex-Dallas Cowboy moving onto the block is lost on Hank when the one-time hero breaks neighborhood rules.
4. The Incredible Hank
23 Nov 2003 · 22 min · 7.6/10
Peggy overdoes it when she secretly slips Hank a testosterone supplement to combat his work-related stress. But he feels great, until he finds out.
5. Flirting with the Master
30 Nov 2003 · 22 min · 6.0/10
A Latin TV star hires Peggy to come to his home in Mexico to tutor his kids, but Peggy senses his interest is not entirely academic.
6. After the Mold Rush
7 Dec 2003 · 22 min · 7.6/10
The Hills' house tests positive for mold, found again and again just after Hank enters the home in a local showcase.
7. Livin' on Reds, Vitamin C and Propane
14 Dec 2003 · 22 min · 8.0/10
Hank and Bobby take an 18-wheeler to Arizona, with Dale, Bill and Boomhauer as stowaways.
8. Rich Hank, Poor Hank
4 Jan 2004 · 22 min · 7.8/10
Hank's thriftiness and reluctance to talk about money leads Bobby to believe he's wealthy, a rumor that spreads through the neighborhood.
9. Ceci N'Est Pas Une King of the Hill
25 Jan 2004 · 22 min · 7.2/10
Peggy's entry into the art world is rejected at first, then applauded by a dealer whose promotional method leaves her drawn.
10. That's What She Said
8 Feb 2004 · 22 min · 7.2/10
A new Strickland employee's constant double entendres delight all but Hank, who considers suing for sexual harassment.
11. My Hair Lady
15 Feb 2004 · 22 min · 8.2/10
Arlen's hottest new haircutting team is Luanne and Bill, who charms the ladies by pretending to be gay.
12. Phish and Wildlife
22 Feb 2004 · 22 min · 8.0/10
The boys' annual camping trip is disturbed by a gathering of hippies, who share their food with Bobby and expect sharing in return.
13. Cheer Factor
7 Mar 2004 · 22 min · 7.0/10
Peggy's aggressive approach as cheerleading coach brings football wins, and a hearing when one routine is deemed offensive.
14. Dale Be Not Proud
14 Mar 2004 · 22 min · 7.7/10
Dale donates a kidney to Funny Car racer John Force, and makes Hank his representative in all matters while laid up.
15. Après Hank, le Deluge
21 Mar 2004 · 22 min · 7.2/10
During a flood, Hank's position as emergency-shelter team leader is usurped by Bill when Hank is drafted to watch over a fragile dam.
16. DaleTech
28 Mar 2004 · 22 min · 7.8/10
Hank's father becomes part of a civilian police patrol, usurping Dale's self-proclaimed title of neighborhood protector.
17. How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Alamo
18 Apr 2004 · 22 min · 7.6/10
Ignorance of the Alamo in Bobby's Texas History class prompts Hank to help organize a reenactment, but the author's version is revisionist.
18. Girl, You'll Be a Giant Soon
25 Apr 2004 · 22 min · 7.0/10
Luanne helps Hank protest a grilling competition that bans propane; Peggy negotiates to see an infamous murder site.
19. Stressed for Success
2 May 2004 · 22 min · 7.3/10
Bobby joins his school academic team as the expert in pop culture, but the pressure gets to him.
20. Hank's Back
9 May 2004 · 22 min · 7.7/10
Hank starts taking yoga classes after injuring his back at work; Peggy bags groceries at a mom and pop store that's having a hard time competing against Megalomart.
21. The Redneck on Rainey Street
16 May 2004 · 22 min · 7.6/10
After Connie becomes a victim of reverse discrimination, Kahn gives up his hopes and dreams and embraces the life of a hillbilly.
22. Talking Shop
23 May 2004 · 22 min · 8.0/10
Bobby becomes a peer counselor, but gets personally involved with clients.