Very Mary-Kate

Season 1

2010 · 19 episodes · 0h 32m in all

Episodes

1. 1

   1. Moving Out

   31 Jan 2010 · 1 min

   I get a new place. Ash looks totes fugly - ugh - I mean tired in this one. Wardrobe provided by Donna Karen.

2. 2

   2. Moving Day

   31 Jan 2010 · 1 min

   My bodyguard is responsible for everything related to my body, including moving the stuff I surround my body with.

3. 3

   3. Bodyguard

   31 Jan 2010 · 2 min

   Got legit sick filming this. Didn’t sleep for 48 hrs. Not cuz of drugs, you haters, b/c I’m an effing method actor.

4. 4

   4. Baby

   31 Jan 2010 · 2 min

   I consider getting a baby. At least I think that’s what happens. It’s been a while since I read the script.

5. 5

   5. Baby Daddy

   8 Feb 2010 · 2 min

   Bodyguard flat out refuses to be my daddy baby, so I flat out threaten to steal his sperm.

6. 6

   6. Depressed

   1 Mar 2010 · 2 min

   I’m tired of waiting around for that special someone to have a baby for me.

7. 7

   7. Hangover

   1 Mar 2010 · 2 min

   I learn never to drive drunk. Especially when driving a blimp.

8. 8

   8. Fight

   1 Mar 2010 · 2 min

   I know to get emotional when the piano music kicks in.

9. 

   9. Philip Seymour Hoffman

   13 Mar 2010 · 2 min

   I get acting lessons from the Academy Award-winning creep-o.

10. 

    10. Cat

    4 Apr 2010 · 1 min

    I decide to get a cat rather than have a baby because it’s more expensive.

11. 

    11. Back to School

    4 Apr 2010 · 2 min

    I’m going back to college to get my The Bachelor degree.

12. 

    12. Extension

    11 Apr 2010 · 1 min

    Can I have an extension on that paper I have to write? I have to learn how to write.

13. 

    13. Paper

    11 Apr 2010 · 1 min

    I ended up getting an “F” for “F”-ort.

14. 

    14. Crush

    18 Apr 2010 · 1 min

    It’s just a little crush and I throw up a little every time they touch.

15. 

    15. Ashleyguard

    18 Apr 2010 · 2 min

    But Ashley doesn’t have nipple hair!

16. 

    16. Nightmare

    26 Apr 2010 · 2 min

    Quiet, Evil Dragon, I’m trying to write a description!

17. 

    17. Zac Efron

    29 Apr 2010 · 2 min

    A date with Zac Efron? Zac Ef yes!

18. 

    18. Philip Seymour Hoffman 2

    3 May 2010 · 2 min

    Is this about all those blimps I crashed? Because I keep telling you guys, I don’t care.

19. 

    19. Gun

    3 May 2010 · 2 min

    Do you feel lucky, Bodyguard? Are you a Luckyguard?